My favourite sketch on "Only An Excuse", Scotland's football themed comedy show (always on before the bells at Hogmanay).
The manager of Kilmarnock, or another minor team is the guest of football focus. "Let's open up the on-line forum," says the host. They scroll down the list.
"Rangers, Celtic, Rangers, Old Firm, Celtic, Rangers, Rangers, Celtic... no questions for you here... Celtic, Celtic, Rangers... oh, hang on, here's a question for the Kilmarnock manager..."
"Who do you think is best, Rangers or Celtic?"
It is funny because it is true. Scottish football goes from these two internationally known clubs, straight down to the "others". Their domination makes the Premier league a two horse race, usually becoming a one horse race around February. The only debate at the moment seems to be- is this bad for Scottish football (usually answered "yes") or "will they leave and join the English Premier (probably not).
The decline of Scottish football- which isn't as steep as some imagine- is a question of cash, not interest. While other leagues in Europe have the big money to build, Scottish teams are hampered, simply because they don't have the income. The old days of Aberdeen winning the UEFA cup are long gone, as the rest of Europe has more lucrative sponsorship.
That said, you can still see a quality game: a bit old fashioned and quite physical, but then again, as a speedway fan, I am a sucker for nostalgia in sport. When they resolve the Old Firm problem- which is tied into ail sorts of issues of national identity and glamour- the Premier might become more exciting again- let's just hope they don't go for this bizarre North Atlantic League set up that has been mooted. read more