Like you, I want to believe.
Also like you, I came here as a kid and now I'm bringing my child to this park. Even grandparents and guardians of all kinds are doing the same. It can be a magical place. But, when customer service is neglected and customers are embarrassed by staff and management- well, the magic runs out. Customer service problems always start at the top.
I was there on 19 August 2018. It was my sixth time, once as a kid and five times with my young son. And while the venue technically evolves with new sadly non-Christmas attractions, the spotty customer service is killing it. Overall, a sad decline. It gets a little worse each time.
And when it comes to customer service, I'm not sure who delivers it more poorly- the gruff seniors, vapid teens, or defensive managers. Some examples:
- the senior man who ran the carousel barking at little children to "form a damn line"
- the senior captain (not the faux pirate, mind you, he was nice) of the big boat refusing to be friendly in the least, and for having the song "Happy" on repeat for the entire cruise. Lazy and silly, and ultimately irritating (maybe play some carols, anyone?)
- the teens in Prancer's Poutine flirting a frolicking in front of customers. When the customer ahead of me asked what the menu included, the girl literally said "I'm not sure what you mean by menu". Then she started playing with her nails. The boy in there with her said the f-word three times for some reason.
- teen staff, maybe underage, smoking behind the ice cream stand near a little picnic area. Nope, elves shouldn't smoke publicly and it wasn't a designated smoking area. Sneaky.
- what the hell happened to please and thank you?
Customer service is easy: be polite, practice basic manners and make every opportunity count. Say please and thank you a lot. Or, like the young woman in the ticket booth, you can simply demand over 80 dollars admission, don't make eye contact, and when a question is asked start to hum softly and walk away. A warm welcome goes a long way.
But it is the General Manager and Assistant General Manager who take the strudel in this tale.
So, they replaced their iconic swan paddle boats with silly pirate paddle boats. The GM admitted to me that the new boats were silly because, while they were rated for over 400 in passenger weight, they had a strong tendency to tip due to imbalance issues. We live in a weighty society of excess and people are bigger, and besides, guardians are usually bigger than their kids.
There is no sign that warns of tipping. No sign of a weight limit. But what they do have is a used white regular looking boat for "larger customers" that seats 4. I'm 6'1", 209 pounds and my son weighs 95 at almost 11 years old. Not larger here.
We sat in the pirate boat got ready for the launch when the verbose teen who was helping us (and pressing on the boat) declared that we had to vacate the boat. It turns out that I was too fat! Now, right in front of my son and I three other parents who outweighed me by at least 50-150 pounds each were well under way. When I asked why his colleague was letting these rotund folks go, he shrugged and said, "that's up to her if she doesn't want to follow policy". Really? Isn't policy, well, policy? I left, body shamed and humiliated in front of my confused son. So I sought out a manager.
I spoke directly to the two managers I mentioned above and they adopted a regrettable attitude to say the least. They were smug, anti-customer, self-righteous and wrapped all of that up in risk management. Seriously, my kid was right there and they couldn't have cared less. At Santa's cottage, for heaven's sake.
I registered my complaint. The GM's response was to stomp off in a disgusted huff. So, here are some things he could have said, but didn't:
- I'm sorry this happened. While our policies remain, I'd like to ensure you have a great experience today. How can I make that happen for you?
- we value our customers. So sorry this happened! We understand you are hurt and embarrassed. Let's us try and make it right.
- or anything other than "Tough. Policy is policy. We get thousands of visitors every year and one bad review won't matter."
The Assistant GM tried to be the bad cop but we got on with our day while he sputtered. Customer service problems, like I said, always start with the example set by the top.
But- I still want to believe. I believe, too, that places like Santa's Village are more important now than ever before.
So I will retract every word of this review and write a positive one if I see some effort on the part of managers and staff. Don't let a great thing die just because you're only in it for the paycheque.
Ps- the deli is truly fantastic there, and such a welcome change from the usual fare. And Santa? Remember- every child is your special elf, ok? Otherwise, you're still our star. read more