I challenge you all to beat this Sainsbury's. I don't reckon you can. It has a great fishmonger counter, a stupendous reduced section, it's designed perfectly so that it's easy to navigate, it's since been expanded MASSIVELY, I've been given free cake at the café on a number of occasions (tip: go a short while before it closes and sometimes if you're enjoying a hot beverage they'll offer you the cakes left over as opposed to them going to waste), but the biggest sell? The celebrities.
This being the only large Sainsbury's near the city centre, well, even TV stars have to do their grocery shopping occasionally. I've spotted that psychologist who used to go on Big Brother there on several occasions, you know, the really orange one. He was in front of me in the queue once. A heavily pregnant Leanne from Coronation Street was pushing a trolley around one time, in fact at some point I've probably spotted every member of the Coronation Street cast shopping in there. Deirdre grabbed a trolley and some fans said, 'Where's Ken?' to which she laughed jovially, probably secretly wanting to punch them. The biggest regular... or should I say smallest is Audrey, a woman so narrow in real life she disappears if she turns to the side. I've seen her easily more than ten times. Once I said to my friend, 'Let's follow her. She's so narrow, I want to see what's in her trolley.' 'I bet it's full of Tic Tacs,' he replied.
The newest addition is Rhys from Hollyoaks, he's in here quite a bit and gets a fair bit of attention from gaggles of giggly girls. I mentioned this to my friend, who said, 'Oh yeah, he lives just off the Mancunian Way.' I love the way people say that, like they know them. In fact he probably does. Or has a friend who does. So, if you want to see the strange juxtaposition of the lower social classes grabbing cider in pyjamas and slippers (WHEN did this become a trend?) and the Coronation Street elite stocking up on their 5-a-day, get yourself to the Salford Sainsbury's. You won't regret it. read more