We spent a week at the Royal Decameron in November 2014.
For the price paid ~$830 Canadian including return flight from Vancouver, we enjoyed the stay and were satisfied that we got our moneys worth.
My partner and I read lots of reviews before we decided on the resort, so we knew what we were getting into.
The resort is quite large. It has six massive blocks of rooms, several pools, three tennis courts, two large buffet restaurants, five specialty restaurants.
We stayed in block 5, which is 3-4 blocks walk from the beach. This block has its own adult pool area and snack/dinner restaurants and generally was quiet in the evening. Although we would have liked to be closer to the beach, we spoke with guests from other blocks who said their sleep had been interrupted overnight by being in a noisier part of the resort. Behind the japanese/thai restaurant, there's a tree that the iguanas climb up at night, and at noon every day they come down to feed. Watching them was one of the highlights of the trip - such amazing creatures.
The room itself could definitely have used some updating. The bed and pillows were very firm, which was difficult to adjust to. The tv in the room was small and old - not even a flat screen! I have stayed at a couple other resorts for the same price point that have all had flat screens. Channel selection was good, and surprisingly included CBC, Fox News & CNN along with a few other channels in English, 60 or so channels total. The air conditioning unit worked well, but was a bit noisy. That might have drowned out the sound of our neighbors coming back to their room late at night, so we didn't mind the noise. We paid an extra US$23 for our stay to have use of the safe, which I would highly recommend. We didn't use the balcony except to dry our wet clothing, but might have used it a bit more in the afternoon and evening if there were a mini fridge in the unit. Again, this is the first resort I've stayed at that has not had one.
We ate at the buffets for most of the meals, and found the food to be generally quite good. My girlfriend likes to wake up to a cup of coffee in the morning but she said the resort's offering was dreadful. They have a good selection of veggies, meat dishes, chips, salsa and guacamole for lunch/dinner. We did not like most of the chicken dishes that were offered, but your mileage may vary! Lots of fruit in the morning, though sometimes of questionable quality- not always the best cuts of watermelon or pineapple, and very rarely were there apples available. Must be the wrong time of year for mangoes as well - unfortunate that they didn't offer any. Other breakfast selections include pastries, toast, smoothies, omelets, etc.
There was always staff on hand to clear our plates and offer us drinks at the buffets. The cleaning staff did an excellent job with our room every morning. Bring plenty of US dollar bills or loonies to hand out. Besides the cleaners, the bar staff especially could use more tips for some of the rudeness they have to put up with. I witnessed a lot of people who neglected to even say please and thank you. There is no poolside service at the resort - so if it bothers you to have to walk up to any one of the five or so bars nearby each of the pools, this is not the place for you. We noticed people tend to bring their own thermos or other drink holders for the alcohol, but we didn't really find this necessary. The drinks might not have the best quality liquor but they do tend to be quite strong, even in the small plastic cups provided.
We found the grounds of the resort to be exceptionally clean and well maintained, with a number of staff constantly looking after the place. There were also lifeguards around the pools for extra piece of mind.
We ate at two of the specialty restaurants during our stay - Rodizio Grill(Steakhouse) and Piccolo(Italian). The service at both was quite good, and the food of a higher quality than what we had at the buffet.
As for the ocean, I went body-surfing a few times and really enjoyed it. The waves can be quite strong, so be careful. The beach is clean but filled with people selling shirts, bags, and any number of trinkets. The pools are only open until 6 each night, and the towel service closes at the same time.
The activity staff are very friendly, but most of the time their activities do not happen on time, if at all. Several times I was in the area for volleyball or tennis when scheduled and the games never happened. There are a lot of activities on offer which vary from day to day - everything from yoga on the beach to kayaking, blackjack, etc. We went to watch the shows most evenings and found the performers to be excellent. On the nights where they had audience participation shows, the audience that went up on the stage tended to be drunk and not the best performers. The activities desk also has a number of games that you can sign out - Scrabble, Battleship, Uno, etc. along with a couple books. read more