At first I thought HAIR FORCE ONE was on HANOVER STREET, but it turns out my GPS was way off. I was…read morein a hurry because it felt like I waited SIX DAYS and SEVEN NIGHTS to finally get my appointment. I thought for sure I was in CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER when it looked like my appointment was not on their schedule. I was getting FRANTIC that SABRINA, a WORKING GIRL might not be able to cut my hair. Fortunately they did have my appointment, a Kristen was able to take me in, the FIREWALL had not blocked my email, my PARANOIA was not founded. And nobody even implied the mix-up was my fault I was PRESSUMED INNOCENT. They said customers are not THE EXPENDABLE ones, we have to treat them like STARS. WARS with them will not do us any good.
The décor is different, possibly designed by COWBOYS. ALIENS could have played a hand in a few places, but I am not sure. It also has French, Italian, and some AMERICAN GRAFFITTI on the walls which does not really fit in. The front windows really should have screens in summer for THE MOSQUITO. COAST types of decorations might be a nice added touch, they would tie in with TV's for sports, especially with PATRIOT GAMES on, because they are from the shore and your know they are going to the Super bowl this year. Now that Oakland is out anyway, stupid RAIDERS. OF THE LOST ARK ansas games I would have loved to have been able to see them here, but that's college football, and a different topic all together, which honestly belongs at Sport Clips, not here.
I was a WITNESS to some issue with another customer, apparently something REGARDING HENREY , but, like before, they went to EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES in CROSSING OVER to see things from his, the customer's, side. It was almost APOCALYPSE NOW but they quickly calmed things down. There was one other guy named Enders but he had been there before and they knew ENDER"S GAME, so easily dealt with him. To pass the time waiting I just played a RANDOM HEARTS card game on my iPhone. Watching football would have been nice, but we covered that already. There was a lady who let her little monster run around like crazy. I don't know what the AGE OF ADALINE was, but she needed a time out for sure.
Finally they called 42, it was my turn, my hair was so long I felt like a FUGATIVE, so the BLADE RUNNER threw my hair was needed. However I found out that WHAT LIES BENEATH is THE DEVIL"S OWN grey hair. In one town of LA grey hair causes the HOLLYWOOD HOMICIE rate alone to increase by %25. But these folks here are real HEROES, they have a solution. If the grey is really bad, they can sell you a wig from K19. THE WIDOW MAKER, a heart attack, might hit someone you know if they see you with a crazy wig on. If you do have to go to a funeral, I agree with the advice of the folks at Hair Force One, and bring a MORNING GLORY, they are a more upbeat flower, which I think is nice. If the EMTs get there quick enough, they might be able to use the shock paddles, THE FORCE AWAKENS dead people sometimes. But GETTING STRAIGHT after a heart attack from a crazy wig is THE CONVERSATION nobody wants to have. Some guy named ZAMBRISKIE POINT ed that out after he joked about how the wig could be used as A TIME FOR KILLING
Seriously though, Kristen did an awesome job and her salon is great. Now I have to go home with my new cut and catch up on my Netflix que if Harrison Ford movies I couldn't include in this review any other way
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
THE LAST CRUSADE
RETURN OF THE JEDI
THE FRISCO KID
FORCE 10 FROM NAVARONE
JOURNEY TO SHILOH
DALAI LAMA RENAISSANCE
