One of two things will happen to you as you enter this most boutique of boutique jewellery and accessory stores:
1. You step inside and are hit with a wave of warm, heavily perfumed air. You flutter your long eyelashes and take a deep breath, taking it all in. All of your senses are aroused by the scents, sights, and sounds of the most delicate, stunning, perfect accessories you could expect.
Finally you found the store you were looking for!
You relish being able to leave behind the mundane, almost bogan-ish pub-ridden street outside and your voice naturally begins to change into a soft, silky eloquence of which the queen would be proud.
You leave the store uplifted and happier than ever with the beauty of the crafts of our talented craftsmen. Especially when it belongs to you.
2. Your thongs trip you up as you enter the store, and due to the instant headache you receive from the hot, unbreathable air, you believe for a moment that you've crashed into one of the delicate displays.
One glance at the price tag and you instantly fear this event occurring in reality, and place your arms harmlessly at your side as you walk ever so slowly around the room. You feel self conscious about your boardies and wife-beater singlet, and wonder if there's a dress code in the store.
The posh woman at the front tries to help you, but, looking around and feeling out of place, you realise there is no help to be given. You've come to the wrong place. read more