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    The Lodge of Four Seasons - Lake view

    The Lodge of Four Seasons

    2.2(272 reviews)
    2.3 mi

    Long established high end hotel on the lake offering many amenities and fantastic service…read moreespecially from Robert who helped us so well with our check in. They have a gift shop, 2 restaurants, a wonderful indoor pool and hot tub, conference rooms , outdoor pool and a marina. Rooms were clean bit the bed was a little to soft for me.

    I absolutely agree with other reviewers when they say this place is OUTDATED! I felt like I was…read morestepping into an episode of the Brady Bunch when we arrived. Just the whole vibe of the place including the stuffy air inside just kind of put me off from the moment we stepped into the lobby. On the outside it appeared decent at most. The location is really what sold us since it's right next to the lake. The price of the rooms couldn't be beat but after arriving we could clearly see why. The hours for their restaurants and shops were weird. Everything was open for only a specific time. They had one restaurant that was basically only open for breakfast/brunch but closed around 3pm. Then their steak restaurant was open for dinner only. We had originally planned on trying the steak restaurant but after reading the reviews of the subpar food and service we decided to try somewhere else off of the hotel grounds. We arrived early and tried checking in but they're advised us that our rooms were not ready yet and they took down our names to give us a call when they were ready. We didn't mind that, we ended up walking around the hotel to see the resort. Honestly everything was just so outdated and it felt like a complete ghost town. The hotel is huge, I know they have way too many rooms that aren't being occupied. The resort feels like it was popular about two decades ago but now it's just sad. When we finally got to our rooms it was exactly what I expected at that point. Yes, it was larger than any other standard hotel room but that's really where the positives ended. I was honestly scared to walk on the carpet, it felt so old. Everything about the room screamed 70's. It's like they hadn't updated anything since the hotel originally opened. The bathroom was a bit questionable for cleanliness too. But our view from the room was nice! We had a partial view of the lake. The patio furniture consisted of two dirty plastic chairs. The way they have the patios set up is a bit suspicious too. The bars to the rooms next door are very wide so almost anyone can just walk onto your patio. I didn't like that aspect because of safety issues. If you're looking for a cheap place to stay in Lake Ozark then The Lodge of Four Seasons is it! Just be expected to be transported to the 70's and stay there until you check out.

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    The Lodge of Four Seasons - Chairs in lobby

    Chairs in lobby

    The Lodge of Four Seasons - Outside pool

    Outside pool

    The Lodge of Four Seasons - Lobby

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    Tan-Tar-A Estates

    Tan-Tar-A Estates

    2.6(163 reviews)
    6.2 mi
    $$

    Fun fact!-- I've stayed at this resort before, during and after the renovations. This is the first…read moreyear I've been here with all the work complete. I must say, the final product is quite a beauty! Check-in was a little challenging because of misinformation, but that was the only bump in the road. My room was extremely spacious and clean. (Minus a little stain on the shower curtain). The housekeeping staff did a fantastic job preparing the room. (The water gets nice and hot, and there are a couple of settings on the shower head.) I was here for a conference, so I was all over the building! Some of the rooms were a little chilly, so make sure you have a light jacket on hand! The conference center was extremely accessible, as there was a skywalk to get from my room to the main building. I had three meals provided by the hotel (there are other eateries inside), and they were all delicious, and versatile. The hotel has a little snack shop that I purchased an ice cream cone from, it was a nice treat that I didn't know I needed. All in all, the facility was extremely clean, and most of the staff will speak in passing. -- I hope to come back to Margaritaville when it is warmer so I can take advantage of the beautiful lake, and other outdoor activities on the grounds. --Parking is kinda spread out, but there's plenty. This place is perfect for a nice in-state staycation. It's only 3 hours from Kansas City, and definitely worth the drive.

    This review is about Timber Falls Indoor Waterpark…read more First. It ain't Schlitterbahn. But few water parks are. Timber Falls has lots of splashing fountains and waterfall cascades from a big water tank. There's slides, tubes, an obstacle course and a lazy river. Add a "sports pool" and a hot tub and you're covered. It's warm & steamy inside. For young kids this is a great way to burn some energy in dreary days. The snack bar has burgers, dogs & pizza. Even some beer for mom & dad to help them survive the chaos. If you're a guest of Tan-Tar-A the price might be included or reduced. If not. Be prepared. We dropped $56 for one kid and a grown-up. Fortunately, our youngest wasn't charged. I'd also note we were surprised there wasn't a lifeguard on site. Be prepared to watch your kids at all times. (Shouldn't we all know that?) Bottom line? The grandkids had fun. Isn't that what it's all about?

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    The Knolls Resort Condominiums - Interior of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

    The Knolls Resort Condominiums

    5.0(4 reviews)
    4.5 mi

    This was a return visit for my family and friends, and it was a super fun experience. We all rent…read morenearby condos, and this place offers several great amenities. In addition to the outdoor area, there's an indoor pool with a hot tub, sauna, and steam room. They also have indoor pickleball and tennis courts, as well as an outdoor playground and a basketball court. The biggest letdown was the gym and weight area. It has no usable free weights--just a few treadmills and a pull-up bar--which is an area that could definitely use improvement. That said, with the variety of facilities on the property and the affordable, nearby condos, this was still a really cool spot overall. I will be returning!

    Romantic Get Away, Girls Weekend, Family Fun...the Knolls fits the bill for any and all weekend…read moreadventures. This complex is easy to access via water or land. The Knolls is situated on a hillside giving the individual condo units beautiful lake views. There is even main channel lake views from the tennis and basketball courts. Individual Condo Units can be rented through the property owners directly, VBRO, Home Away, or through the Knolls main office. I highly recommend contacting property owners (like Alison N.) directly or using Home Away or VBRO. I have stayed at the Knolls many times and each time I enjoy myself more and more. Message me for exact unit information if needed. So many new and fun things are happening at the Lake! Come make memories that will last a lifetime here at the Knolls.

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    The Knolls Resort Condominiums - Guest Bedroom of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

    Guest Bedroom of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

    The Knolls Resort Condominiums - Kitchen of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

    Kitchen of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

    The Knolls Resort Condominiums - Dining Room of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

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    Dining Room of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

    Lakewood Resort - Pool deck, marked off shallow end for kiddos and a view of the water.

    Lakewood Resort

    4.2(6 reviews)
    4.3 mi

    Man, was I anxious to travel down south (I live in Iowa) during COVID. Every community seems to be…read moretaking the pandemic differently. But my kiddos needed something NORMAL before school started up. We couldn't POSSIBLY cancel our annual summer vacation! This trip we stayed in Lakewood Resort's newest unit, just above the office. Wowza. Jacuzzi, in-unit laundry and a super secluded view of their alcove of the lake. A very nice spot. Our favorite unit. Coming from a college town where tons of protocols are done, a couple things rubbed me the wrong way. But ultimately, I felt safe. If you have kiddos who love outdoor swimming pools, this is the resort to stay at! My four year old has a phobia of not seeing his feet in the lake water. He will choose the 'blue water' over the 'brown water' any day of the week. This pool boasts a lake view. You also have the pool to yourself almost all day everyday since a majority of the folks that stay here go out on the lake each day. Talk about a great socially distanced week full of swimming and family! This was our third stay at this resort. The staff is friendly. The property is well maintained. The location is convenient and near a lot of great spots. There's internet in each unit. There's a lot to enjoy at Lakewood Resort.

    We were here for the first time in two bedroom units, complete with fireplace and dock also on the…read moresite they have Pool, tennis, shuffleboard, playground, game room, complimentary laundry and indoor hot tub and also a schedule for the week.!! Also lake of the ozarks invites boats, waterskiing, fishing and golfing.!! The resort is close to a lot of restaurants, wineries, near a lake, shopping and other places.!!! They are helpful and friendly.!!! I recommend this place. They also have one bedroom units and two units.

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    Lakewood Resort - Stairs down to the pool.

    Stairs down to the pool.

    Lakewood Resort - Pool entrance, deck and club house.  (Which houses a little lounge, bathroom, laundry machines and hot tub.)

    Pool entrance, deck and club house. (Which houses a little lounge, bathroom, laundry machines and hot tub.)

    Lakewood Resort - We were on the pontoon boat, when I take this picture.!!

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    We were on the pontoon boat, when I take this picture.!!

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