This is so strange that it draws people to stand and gawp. I've seen people do it. It's hilarious.
'What? I don't understand! A vending machine for cheap new DVDs?' I say.
'Yes!' a little voice in my head confirms. 'Isn't it cool? You should buy one just to try it out!'
'Nay,' I say, 'For that would be dangerous and silly.'
Because that's how I think most people's initial reaction will be to these newfangled machines. They're amazing. They're so sleek. They're a very clever idea.
But they're not to be trusted. Like Daleks.
So I've yet to try one, because I'm scared that it will eat my card or exterminate me. So I'm holding out on that last star...... read more