Poor tourist. You have no choice, you must, must, must visit this place. And what is more, you will seldom come and see it in its beauty.
You are condemned to come here in the sunny afternoon, when you will be surrounded by everything and everyone that goes with a main tourist site.
Expect not to meet a single Berliner, they will not be here at this time, they only come out at night.
You will be confronted with several awful but typical situations:
1. Painted persons and students in disguise. If you consider it "special" or "extremely funny" and "original Berlin", then you will pose with those boring idiots for a photograph and you will gladly pay a Euro for it, because it is so "awesome".
Pose with an alien creature or an East-German Border-Guard with a GDR Flag and show your neighbors at home, how you made a complete fool of yourself in the german capital.
2. Coaches. Pay high priced fares to make those poor horses carry you through Berlin traffic along Friedrichstrasse and Unter den Linden. Forget not to ask about the medication that is needed to keep the animals calm.
3. "Speak English"-women. A routined species of organized and uniformed beggars that will hold a note in front of your nose to ask you for your money, because their fate is so sorrowfull. Hold in stock large amounts of Euros, as their numbers are countless and you shall meet hundreds of them at each touristic corner within the city. When you ride the local trains, be aware, that their husbands and sons have been taught exactly 1.5 musical pieces to play on the accordion and terrorize you with that single piece of music. Maybe they stop playing, when you pay them.
The most exciting situation to be viewed, is when they hand over their begged money to the heads of the gang, stopping by in expensive cars.
4. A demonstration. Often a handful of people wave strange flags, hold up banners and cheer in some unknown language for any old miserable cause.
Last not least youll encounter original international intellectuals who came all across town to visit dunkin donuts and starbucks because that is naturally considered the high end gourmet culture, that Berlin will offer to its guests. Join a free guided tour in front of the starbucks. Because you know: if you dont have to pay for it, it will probably be worth every dime!
Do yourself a favor: come here early in the morning or late at night. You will have the beautiful Pariser Platz to yourself. Special architecture and pretty illumination. Take your private, undisturbed walk through the Brandenburg Gate at 11 p.m. and enjoy.
In the morning, sneak into DZ Bank and get a glimpse at the fascinating architecture, that Frank Gehry gave us. Or visit the exibitions in the Max-Liebermann-Haus right next to the gate, where the paintings of the 1920s are focused.
It is, in fact, a beautiful place here. You choose, weather you make it very special or extremely average. read more