This particular bar caters to the crew members of incoming cruises in Cozumel. It is within walking distance to the Punta Langosta cruise terminal. Since our ship docked elsewhere else on the island, we had to take a taxi ride over which was relatively inexpensive. The menu is cutesy in that the food and drinks are named after crew positions on a cruise ship. I ordered some chips and guacamole but was not very impressed. The guacamole was literally ground avocados only. I was rather disappointed. My friends were complaining about how watered down their drinks were. It took forever to get our drinks. It also took forever to get and pay for our bill. The only saving grace for this place is the views of the water but that goes so far, even with a couple of drinks. This bar is convenient if you are staying at Hotel Barracuda. read more

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We've been coming to Cozumel for over a decade and have been to No Name many times. Today when we sat down we were told it was $42 minimum consumption, per person. We literally came here two days ago and they didn't tell us that. We had burgers and a few drinks with no issues. Today the server asked us first before she even said hello, are you here for vacation. We said yes. Maybe she thought we were cruise ship passengers and didn't know any better. Were not, we grabbed up our bags and left. We won't be back. We refuse to patronize businesses who try and rip off tourists. It's unfortunate but there are plenty of other bars in Cozumel. read more

So the No Name Bar is iconic. The pool deck is open to the public, and it can't be beat. This place caters to the crew from Al of the cruise ships, but most of them are out of there by 4:00 pm. The pool bar is the perfect spot to enjoy a frosty cocktail. Moreover, this is just about the only bar in Cozumel that carries Johnnie Walker Blue! Finally, the food is pretty good bar food, but again, most people come here for the pool deck and the great service.. Be sure to ask for Carmen read more

This bar is one of our go to favorite places to just hang out. We had margaritas Michelada's nachos and ceviche. Everything was delicious. The service was fantastic. The weather is beautiful. They have a swim up bar and there's also stairs to go into the water of the beach. A lot of the crew from various cruise lines come here to chill.we saw NCL performers from Noise boys! If you want to hang out and have some drinks, listen to some great music, this is the place to go .Cintia was our server and she was fabulous! Don't forget to get a t shirt. read more

Another spot on Cozumel that's supposed to be popular with cruise ship workers. They other a large variety of food and drinks. There's a pool with a swim up bar and plenty of tvs tuned to various sporting events. The best part of this place is being able to swim in the Caribbean. There's a small dock you can jump off of if you're brave or steps that lead down into the sea. The water was gorgeous and there were so many pretty fish swimming around. read more

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We came here for the first time during the largest Carneval parade 2024. They have tables outside the front so the parade watching was good. The floats can be seen above the crowd. Service was pretty good on this busiest of days His pina colada's was good, my mojito was not. Food was good. Beef in fajitas was a bit tough, otherwise they were good. Chicken on a hoagie was good. The pool and beach access looked AWESOME. I definitely want to return. read more

Out of the way local and cruise ship pool, bar and beach. Worth a trip to get away from the crowd on the cruiseship

I love this place. This is my 3rd time visiting this bar. Everything from the food, service and vibes were great. I love the view and the little area in the beach to swim in. Bring your goggles to see all the sea creatures. This time around I saw many fishes, an eel, and a family of crabs! So cute. This is my favorite spot in Cozumel. read more

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Looking for a relaxing day with ocean views, ocean access and views, pool, lounging chairs, umbrellas, swim up bar, food, cocktails, restrooms and a hotel all-in one? walk past the bar to find the hidden oasis of relaxation with spectacular ocean views. Dip into the ocean for a swim and snorkeling. Swim in the pool. Order food ($300 pesos per person required). No small children, teens okay. Very near the UltraMar ferry peer, a short 10-15 minute walk, across from Mega, the superstore. we were 4 and ate wings, nachos, a margarita, 2 smoothies, had 2 large bottles of water and swam in the ocean, snorkeling and swam in the pool all for under 1500 pesos. you can stay as long as you consume. We truly enjoyed the experience and ambiance. Will make this a regular stop when we come again. read more

Awesome drinks! Amazing location and pool and steps to the water!!! Hit this jawn 4 times during our Airbnb stay. Food was also very good too. Service was friendly and courteous!! read more

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Cool bar with indoor bars and pool bar outside. Luis is a very good bartender and pours a great drink. Good place to watch a game or drink in the pool and look at the Caribbean. read more

Came for lunch and football. Quick walk but the food (ordered burgers and fries) was not what you want. The waitress didn't seem interested in us being there. $22.50 for a burger with terrible fries. read more

Great bar. You can watch the games(or olympics) inside. There is a great pool bar out back also. You can plunge into the Caribbean off the back steps or stand from above and view the colorful fish below. You can even snorkel off of the back steps. The staff has always been very kind. I highly recommend this gem. You pay a little extra because of the location but well worth it. Dany was the newest bartender and she was very nice. Lina and the other staff members were kind as well. I've never eaten here but the menu looks good. read more

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Nice place to relax near the ship pier. Free internet, but prices are high for food and drink. Jump in the water, and stairs to get out.

Sunday after, 12:00pm we were the only ones in there. We waited 40 minutes for our food. The service was terrible and the food was awful. The food was expensive, we ordered one bottle of water, and coke light, and two quesadillas. $32.00 US currency. We will not be coming back!! read more

While preparing for the cruise I wanted to find a good place to go when our ship was in port that was: 1. Close to port so we could walk to it 2. Had access to the ocean for swimming and snorkeling 3. Had a full bar and at least appetizers I found it all at at No Name Bar in the Barracuda Hotel and the only way I found it was looking at Google maps. What a great place! We had a short walk from the pier, found the entrance easily, and set up at a two top for drinking and swimming the morning away. The access to the ocean was right by our table (put the steps are slippery with algae so be careful!) and fish were visible right inside the wall there. Getting outside the wall had plenty to see even if there was some construction debris and tires in the mix at the bottom. The drinks were very good and very big, the onion rings were alright and so was the service. The pool was nice and a great temperature but it went deep when you got off the steps and then ramped up to shallower at the bar. Wifi was free but a little wonky where we were sitting on the side so I had to get closer to the bar for a good signal. Service was good in the beginning but once it started filling up then I had to flag down our server a couple of times. Still this is one great place and my friend on Facebook told me they did a diving stay at the hotel a couple of years ago and it was well worth the time. They did have a glass bottom boat and snorkel leaving from the dock a couple of times we were there but I did not get any prices. I look forward to drinking here again when next in Cozumel! (review also on trip advisor) read more

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Five stars for this amazing find. Free WiFi, beach chairs, large drinks. All of my cruise ship friends recommended this place for a good time and they were right. I even saw a few while I was there! The view of the water is incredible. We ordered margaritas and food, for a reasonable rate, in US dollars. The drinks are massive, but the atmosphere makes it easy to drink more than a couple. I loved my fish tacos, they were really fresh. They have a discount for crew members and it's a great place to mingle with other ships! read more

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Carmen was so friendly and informative, apparently the bar owns all of the chairs in the sand and around the pool. If you're looking for a nice swim up bar this is the place and the drinks are heavy. read more

I got a soda, and I don't work for any cruise line. haha Okay, so they advertise this place as a bar for cruise members and workers, etc. We were cruising here with NCL, so we stepped in and being young they asked which cruise ship we worked with, which we said NCL, so we got a discount. Just ended up getting a soda because we had heard a tip from The Thirsty Cougar, where we ate, that this was the best spot to be if you're young and wanna swim. So it's an outdoor bar and you have to go through this cool tunnel to get to the back. They have a stunning and beautiful area in the back that you can swim and snorkel. It's truly a hidden treasure, so I definitely recommend if you're in the area. read more

While I don't want everyone at my hidden oasis, No Name is an amazing place for food, drinks, pool and ocean. Natasha and Carmen will take great care of you while you swim or jump of the pier or rocks into the ocean. If you're visiting Cozumel, whether for for a few hours on a cruise or staying for a while you must visit! read more

The best place to hang in Cozumel. Great variety of food and cocktails. Just a little open bar behind the Hotel Barracuda, but known within the circles of those in the know. The most famous place you've never heard of. The lovely señoritas who work here are wonderfully warm and are all heartbreakers. Enjoy this piece of local color. read more

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A great place to hangout and people watch, we went with another couple we eat and drank for $80, probably there for about 4 or 5 hrs, staff is great, we are definitely going back in Feb. If you are easily offended did not go here, food was great the people were great.. It was great day for us a the No Name Bar. read more

No Name Bar - Beach Bars Near Me - San Miguel, ROO

Recommended by a lady at our condo. It is a hole in the wall sports bar but it was truly a great stop. The food was great and the beers were cold and cheap. The owner or manager used to live in Chicago and her teams logos are everywhere. Clean and nice area. Look out back for a bit of a surprise. Check it out, you won't be sorry. We will return. read more

No Name Bar - Beach Bars Near Me - San Miguel, ROO

The beautiful setting invites you in. But then you notice the rowdiness, the less than clean pool water, the servers busy with everything but serving. Then you notice the details, they want to attract the crew members from the cruise ships. These poor weary travelers are looking for this very place to unwind, yell, shout, scream and misbehave. So my advice, if you are the working crew of a ship in port, this is your party destination! read more

If you like a beach/pool bar where the wait staff prefers to serve those they know, who pay 75% less than tourists, ignores your request for a second drink and the bill, and keeps a pool that is past due on " Cleaning", this is the place for you. Lots of fun people however, we were not welcome. Too bad as it seems like a good time. read more

Love this place! Friendly staff and patrons. Beautiful sunset. Great drinks and food. A must

Shame on me for paying the check without reviewing all the charges first. SHAME ON YOU for charging me for 3 things I didn't order (or receive). Oh and the nachos were crap. read more

We went to snorkel and have a few drinks. The music was blaring. We asked for 2 light beers. When we went to pay, the server told us the tip was not included and presented us with a check for $16 USD. What???! For two beers? We asked to see a menu and pointed out their 'error'. They were unapologetic that had overcharged us double the price on the menu. Shame on them. read more