This was an interesting trip. First of all, I came here last Saturday while checking out new bars in Tijuana. I had seen a few of their promotions online but I didn't really pay attention to the details, I just remembered that it was a bar. Well, yes this a bar (and then some). First thing I noticed about the place is that it looks pretty big from the outside and there are a lot of security cameras. That should have been my first clue. When I got up to the door, I noticed their super bright sign, "New Body Gentlemen's Bar and Massage".
Okaaay, then it hit me, it's a titty bar haha. Well, no sense in leaving now that I'm here, it's still a BAR. As far as strip bars go, it's one fine-looking bar. I walk in and the first thing I see is SKIN and pretty girls. I'm in heaven. If it wasn't for all the girls being so friendly, I might have thought the place was too upscale for me ( I was in ultra casual mode, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and khakis). As I approached the stairs, which I would learn, later, lead up to the private VIP suites, I noticed semi-private dining sections around me with small tables and cushioned benches, mostly occupied with guys and girls drinking together and chatting. Just as I enter the bar area, I glance at the stage to my right... perfect timing, as the stripper shows the crowd her best assets. I'm so distracted, I nearly walk into the bartender and almost make him spill his tray of margaritas on me. Anyway, up at the bar, everything looks good. I ask the bartender for specials and he mentions their 2x1 beer bucket deal. I'm alone, so I decide to pass on that ... no way I can handle 20 beers and make it out of here with at least SOME money left in my wallet. I just order a martini and sip while I take in the scene.
The interior looks really cool, it's the kind of place I wouldn't mind having a drink at even if there weren't beautiful ladies all around me. They have about 3 or 4 HDTV's on and are playing top 40's american music. The bar platform itself is illuminated with bright neon lighting, changing colors as I sip and watch the stage. The darkness of the bar contrasts well with shifting colors. The ceiling lighting also highlights the girls' amazing figures as they bend and flex every sexy muscle like works of art. I'm like a kid in a candy store, getting happier with each sip of my drink and very excited to try that bright shiny lollipop twirling in front of me.
It's a good thing that the servers speak perfect English here, because my Spanish barely cuts mustard. I order some beer and ask my waiter to tell me about the club services. He gives me the rough breakdown of prices and recommends I go for 1 hour of the $160 VIP session in their private rooms, "Upstairs". I have some idea of what that means but he notices my hesitation before I even get the chance to ask what it includes. "Everything." Two hours and 10 beers later, I'm upstairs enjoying the company of Ana and Sofia. I should have taken the beer bucket deal.
I'm going to have to cut this review short here because the rest is a little too explicit for Yelp. But I felt it was my duty to give some feedback for the best gentlemen's club in Tijuana. It really was an amazing experience and I hope this helps other guys discover New Body. One of the unique things about this place is that it's not within Tijuana's red light district, so you don't have to feel sleazy for bringing your friends to the area. It's actually really close to other popular night clubs in La Sexta and is only 3 blocks walking distance from Av. Revolucion. Even if you're just in Tijuana for the normal nightlife experience, New Body Tijuana rocks. Definitely recommended for any guy / open couple visiting Tijuana. read more