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    La Valentina

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    Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

    Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

    3.9(210 reviews)
    0.1 kmZona Centro
    $$$

    Me and my friends are long time patrons of HK!! its the BEST strip club in this part of the world,…read moreand the club is world famous!! Take the HK limo from the border give the driver a tip and youre right in front of HK!! Go inside and its an amazing sight--cute girls everywhere all shapes sizes colors! Most girls are friendly and flirty. And the club has expanded to become one with Chavelas bar and Miami bar, its HUGE and 3 levels, its incredible! The waiters are pushy just be polite say no. If you find a girl sit down buy her a few drinks then go upstairs and do the business!! ;))) Afterwards say thanks give her a hug. The HK managers are cool esp. Albert he will hook you up take care of you. HOWEVER--I have to say this--*********WARNING!! and BEWARE******** of the TJ police they could stop you, harass and threaten you, and steal your money!!! It happened to me recently as I went myself to TJ. After HK I got out of the taxi and while walking towards the US entrance, 2 police stopped me, roughed me up and STOLE my money!!! And I had NO alcohol no drugs!! I was so MAD I wanted to scream!! But I stayed calm and after I walked into the US entrance and told the agents what happened. The next day I emailed a report to the TJ police dept, police dept internal investigations, HK bar, and US Consulate. The Consulate was cool they got back to me with advice. So far NOTHING back from TJ police!! This incident has ruined my TJ experience and we are NOT going again which is sad because we like HK. We will only go again if we can get an escort or security back to the border!!!

    October 2025. First time visitor to HK or TJ. Saturday night around midnight, me and the boys…read moredecide "yup, we're doing this". We drove across the border and directly to the club. Considerations and Notes: - Yes, we drove into TJ. My cousin had a busted ankle at the time and couldn't do the walk across the border. Driving into TJ is not for the timid. For example, technically, you need Mexican auto insurance. Your US policy will not cover you. Proceed at your own risk. - Do not wear flashy clothes or jewelry in TJ. - Cash is king. Bring small bills for tipping, larger bills for anything else. Do not bring your cards. - Don't be cheap; be prepared to tip and you'll enjoy yourself a whole lot more. - Bring just the necessities with you....passport, cash. If you carry medication, get a keychain pill bottle. - Check with your cellular provider on global coverage; most plans include Mexico, but your mileage may vary. You'll want at least data so you can use GPS or Uber. - Remember, YOU are the outsider. Above all else, be respectful. (All numbers in this review are in USD) We crossed the border into TJ around midnight. Was not stopped; saw one other car stopped in secondary. Proceeded directly to the club based on GPS. Followed traffic signals and signs as well as humanly possible. (Some signs and stop lights are non-existent and roads aren't in great shape, just roll with it) Made it to the club safely. Valet is $10, gave the guy $20 and asked him for a safe spot and to keep an eye on the truck. HK has secure parking around the corner. Cover was $5 with a free beer. (Tecate) Walk in, jaw hits the floor. 5 floors, easily 300+ women of every shape, size and color. This place is unreal. After walking the club for about an hour, we grab a table on the top floor and order our first round. Drinks are cheaper than they are in the US, but we tipped like we were in the US. This got us impeccable service. After round two, the fine gentleman who was serving us (Angel, server #13...highly recommended) got us a better table on the second floor, over looking the first floor in the A/C. (The entire club isn't covered by A/C, only certain areas). This was wonderful. We ordered another round and enjoyed the views. Due to our tips, Angel literally stayed by our side through the night and security kept an eye on us (in a good way). Never felt unsafe or uneasy. Just good clean fun. It helps if you've been to a gentlemen's club before and know the rules of the road. (Know how to be polite, how to read people, how to say "No thanks".) I would not go to HK uninitiated, this is the major leagues. .....Now, for the cultured among you, yes I can speak to the "additional services rendered". Details..... -- The club owns the hotel above. Should you choose to want a more private experience, simply ask. She'll take your hand and lead you to the hotel. -- First stop will be the club door, where she will get a jacket. Tip the jacket guy. (Yeah I know, this might seem excessive but it's expected. Just do it. Plus $10 tip.) -- Next stop was reception for the hotel. Room was $40. Plus $5 tip. -- Next stop was the bar. Her drink was free, mine was $5. Plus $5 tip. -- Finally made it to the room. She came prepared with all the right tools of the trade...a "hat", gum, even soap for the shower after. $150 for the hour. Plus $20 tip. -- After the fun, we headed back to the club. Cleaning guy was waiting down the hall and asked how the room was. "Perfect. Thank you very much." Plus $10 tip. Alrighty! So back to the boys I go. They tied on a couple more and I enjoyed some Cokes. (If you're driving, be smart here folks) After about 4 hours we decide to call it. Bar bill total came to around $200....that's with 4 guys drinking Johnny Walker Blacks. Good deal. (For additional perspective, a bottle of Bulliet is $150 and a Coke or bottle of water is $5.) We headed back out front. Handed the valet guy my ticket. Truck comes back in perfect shape, not a scratch. Another $20 tip to the valet and a solid fist bump. Following GPS, we head back directly to the border. It's now about 430am Sunday morning. Zero line, we pull right up to the booth. CBP asks what we did, told them we went to party at the Hong Kong as I handed him our passports. He chuckled and said "Yupppp". He scanned them and waved us through. Easy peasy. Epic. What a night to remember. Will be returning, without question. The only thing I'll do differently is get Mexican car insurance for the next trip, which you can get by the day. Just for piece of mind. Thank you to the HK staff for being so chill and accommodating. You've got an amazing club and we will be back.

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    Chicago Club

    Chicago Club

    3.4(9 reviews)
    0.1 kmZona Centro
    $

    Just a block away from the others in the red light district free welcome tekila shots:) ;) nice…read moregirls inside....olmosst like HK just not that many and no to crowded.. And yes they have foam shows... Girl on girl.....

    Went to this place a couple times on different days and times and each time I've gone it was empty…read moreand had hardly any girls. This time went on a Thursday night and I was surprised it was pretty full. There were way more girls and a lot of customers. There is no entrance fee, the exchange rate is 19 pesos to $1, ladies drinks are $8. They play a mix of hip-hop and new reggaeton songs To me this place seems like a mix of Adelitas and Hong Kong and this one would fall into the middle of the two. They also have a shaving cream show in the back like Hong Kong and a few stages were girls are dancing simultaneously. Occasionally they'll have all the girls come up on the main stage and do some kind of dance or performance. There were a few hidden gems of girls that I saw when I was making laps around this place. I did end up finding a hottie and took her upstairs. The price range varies from girl to girl but it's in the range of $70-$100 to bang her upstairs. The temporary hotel room is $17. The room is basic and kind of shitty. Good for just banging and showering and that's about it. The thing that I found different here from Adelitas in Hong Kong is that the girls seem to be more aggressive on trying to get you to give them a dollar or to buy them a drink. Almost every girl that walked by my table tried to sit with me or ask for a dollar which was kind of surprising and almost annoying because it's not that bad at the other places and I don't feel like giving everyone $1 especially when I'm just trying to relax and chill. The other thing that stood out about this place is that they have waitresses also serving drinks and taking orders. If you like any of them, you can also go upstairs with the waitress haha They do accept credit card here but they require a minimum $50 bill. I don't trust them to keep track of my bill and I don't think you should either. They will capitalize on you being drunk and most likely add things to your bill that you didn't order so just pay for each drink as you order it to be safe and use cash. Overall, it's not a bad place. You just have to make the timing right to where there are more girls working and you will have a good time. The girls are more laid back and not as pushy as the other clubs as far as pushing you to go upstairs right away. They are down to hang out and drink and talk for a while without asking to go up and bang.

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    La Valentina - adultentertainment - Updated May 2026

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