When it comes to Yelp reviews, I try to be thorough in my experience and give the ultimate review…read more What's more thorough than waking up at 4:30 am to run 26.2 miles that you paid a chunk of change to do?
I've never run a marathon before, but I trained for this sucker like it was nobody's business. It wasn't easy, and the universe kept throwing curveballs at me to try and stop me. Determination is what separates you from the corral. Makes you a doer.
Packet pickup was a long and winding line of waiting the day prior. It's like Disneyland!
After navigating through evil Austin traffic at 6 am, my cousin's fiancé and I got into the D heat after a good stretch, and just around 7:15 we were off.
The course is a nightmare, I am going to be real with you. There are about 200 feet of constant elevation in the first 3.5 miles and many hills and "mountains" to get over throughout the entire duration. However, as someone who has lived in Austin for a year and a half now, it's a real showcase of some of the best places the Live Music Capital of the World has to offer.
This is one of those courses you need to have people cheering for you at. Every time there was a person I knew in my line of sight, my energy increased tenfold. I was grateful to all the people who showed up, and the one who made me an incredible sign of me reviewing the marathon. She knew me too well.
After suffering some major setbacks at the peak of my training, I hit a major wall past mile 20 and had to really push through to the end. It was a major accomplishment and has been a bucket list task for me since my middle school mayor gave this motivating speech about how he ran one.
There is tons of live music set up along the route from rock bands to country artists to some DJs dropping heaters. It's cool to take in the sounds especially if your Airpods die.
I appreciate the two gel stations, where they looked to be more generous with the gels. Take two. Take four. And the 22 different water and aid stations. There were many times when there was a line for the porta potties, so just know you will be waiting if you have to go. I did accidentally get their electrolyte hydration instead of water without knowing, and I was wondering why the water tasted so weird. The cups are different and they yell ELECTROLYTES at you as you grab it. I wasn't listening. I was RACING!
Here's the course through my lens and memory:
Starting on Congress, you quickly cross a Lady Bird Lake bridge and venture down South Congress, passing by Homeslice, The Continental Club, The Austin Motel, Hotel San Jose, and more. A quick turnaround on the 290 access road puts you on 1st Street, passing by the Long Center. You get to journey down Cesar Chavez, parallel to the Roy and Ann Butler Trail, before getting a view of the Lions Municipal Golf Course with Mozart's and Hula Hut just on the other side. You pass a cute chunk of houses on Enfield and go under Mopac before the nightmare mile 12 hill.
After you survive the hill, you split off from the half marathon runners (bunch of rookies), passing Clay Pit (where I won the 2025 Rookie of the Year, by the way), the UT Austin campus, and The Drag. Hello, Scientology building. You get a quick run through the beautiful Hyde Park, where First Light Book Store and Allday Pizza call your name. Another golf course stands in your way before getting a look at the other side of the UT Austin campus and running under I-35. I will admit my memory is a little hazy for a few miles, but you do pass an ACC campus and a really nice park off Pleasant Valley where people had a great time playing soccer. I wish I could join them.
If you survive all of that and a couple extra miles, you get to pass the "good eats" section of Austin with Justine's, Lil' Easy, Sawyer and Co., and De Nada. You pass probably your 10th Juiceland of the day. Cesar Chavez keeps going with a pass by the eager line of barbecue fiends at La Barbecue and Rockman, plus Juan in a Million and a beautiful Chalmers looking so delightful. A little journey and another Juiceland pass by take you to the formerly hipster East 6th Street for the final stretch.
One more pass through under I-35 and you are on Red River Street, passing so many great venues like Swan Dive, Stubb's, and Mohawk, before climbing the monster hill off 11th Street at mile 26, passing the Texas State Capitol and running down the hill to the finish line.
I got a finisher shirt, a little medal (that can also be a belt buckle, typical Austin), and some extra goodies along the way. I absolutely hated this. This was the hardest thing I have ever done in my entire life and even still, I will probably do it again sometime. It is not an easy course. Quite frankly, it is an extremely tough course. The Hill Country Hellscape makes the win so much more worthwhile. Pray for my knees. Pray for my legs. Ay caramba. This was all for the Yelp review.
RIYL: Running for 20 miles and still having 6.2 miles left to go. Yeesh.