When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you
- Friedrich Nietzsche
A quote written by German Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche in the 1800's.
I never quite understood this quote, id never stared into a darkness so deep, that it stared back.
But I always knew one day I'd see what true darkness is, but I just didn't know when.
I'd never given much thought to what Hell must be like.
Dark, flames everywhere, scary, hot .... filled with fire and evil people I suppose. Demons, trolls , dragons and Rodney Dangerfield.
Then... it happened.
I went to Hell.
Yes, I seen Hell.
I seen true misery, looks on the faces of people with no soul. No heart. Screaming terror.
I went to the D.M.V
And I hope you don't mind me taking you to the 9 layers of Hell with me.
The first circle is Limbo.
At the D.M.V you have many many lost people, confused, have no idea where to go.
They have no souls. They get in line at the D.M.V and just wander the steps with no clue. As you hear the loud speaker continuously call out different numbers. Each person getting called and vanishing into the flames. You see these soul less, lost souls.. wandering the grounds of the D.M.V.
The second circle is lust.
The workers at the D.M.V. They must get turned on by being horrible workers.Constantly aroused by the heartbreak they see. These people are quite good at it. The misery we feel, gives them a lustful pleasure that can only be described as orgasmic to them.
The third circle is Gluttony.
The workers at the D.M.V have an appetite for giving you attitude when you ask a question. Yes! They can't stop rolling their eyes at you, giving you dirty looks, and not caring about what you are there for! It makes you miss going to the dentist. At least there, you get your teeth cleaned.
The fourth circle is Greed
In this Hell of a place I call the D.M.V, they are greedy! They are greedy to steal your soul and make you want to die. When they see pain and misery in your eyes, they want MORE... and MORE. When you cry, they smile. When you die, they live. I'm convinced that the voice over the loud speaker calling out numbers, is Satan him. When they call numbers, they don't start at 1 and go up. They start at 666 and go downwards from there
The Fifth circle is Anger.
Ah yes, the workers at the D.M.V are angry angry demons. They have hate in their eyes, and tongues of a serpent! When they go to their lunch break, they don't walk, they slither! They feast on the hearts of the young kids taking their written driving test. Or the out of State people trying to change their license plates! Whenever you see someones I.D, you notice they are NEVER smiling. I hope this explains why.
The sixth circle is lazyness
The workers will look at you when you need help, and they will make sure to try extra hard to not help you. True devils they are. The lady that takes the picture for your I.D, she is scarier then my worst nightmares. She looked at me and said
"What are you looking at?"
And I replied
" The guy from Tales Of The Crypt"
The Seventh Circle is Violence
In this Hellish place, there is no mercy, no sunshine, no Peace. Only War, pain, lines, soul less people and the only constant is the loud speaker voice that calls people's number, which ultimately leads to their demise. The demons who give the driving test are some of Satan's greatest high ranking Demon generals who have lost any sort of love they had in their once functioning hearts.
The Eighth circle is trying to set up an appointment on the phone.
If you decide to call this place by phone, you will be greeted by a robotic demon on the other line. He says
Press 1 for English
Press 2 for Spanish
Press 3 for a bullet delivered to your house so you can shoot yourself after this phone call.
The voice is a majestic beast you see. He gets deep in your soul, so deep you'll never forget his voice. Do you want to make an appointment with Satan? Do you want to take the written test with a 3 headed Cerberus ? Do you want to renew your license with a Demon? Heaven seems so far away.
And the last of all the Circles of The D.M.V and the worst part is...
The Ninth Circle is The Fact that You Have to GO
No matter what we do, we have to go to this dark, demented place with snakes, dragons, fire, and just take a bible with you. Pray before you go in. Wear a cross.And hope that you get whatever you need and make it out.
I stared into the Abyss and it stared back into me.
May The Force Be With You.
And get an exorcism after you go to the D.M.V read more