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    Cafuffals

    3.0(6 reviews)
    0.1 miPaisley
    ££

    I don't go out in Paisley very often but I was asked to go to Caffufals for a quiz night which a…read morefriend's boyfriend had organized as part of his uni course. I'm not sure exactly what his course is though, quizometry perhaps? It was a Tuesday night and the place was a nice level of busy, not empty but not packed either, juuuust right. The quiz event was held in what is called the Living Room where the atmosphere is chilled out with sofas and big TV screens. They also have a room called the Playroom where you can play your friends on the Xbox in some cool gaming chairs. This room looks a lot like the kind of living room boy students would have in their flats! Just off the Living Room is an area known as the Rack which is filled with plenty of pool tables. The tables are all still in good nick as well since Caffufals hasn't been open very long. None of those strange damp patches, worn away areas and missing balls, yet! There is a separate girls only pool room which is garishly pink but the Rack looks more appealing to be honest! This area is called Absolute Angels which is a pretty tacky and naff, but at least it's a nice idea to have a girl's area I guess. Caffufals does sell food and cocktails as well as the expected alcoholic fare. Unfortunately I never sampled either of these. I was on the orange juice when I was there so that I wasn't impeded by alcohol during my quest for quiz glory! I'm not sure what Caffufals would be like as a Friday or Saturday night venue when they have a DJ and drinking and dares style games. It doesn't sound like my kind of thing but for your average 18 year old who enjoys the likes of Campus in Glasgow, Caffufals sounds like a similar place at the weekends. I really liked Caffufals on the Tuesday night I went as the people there were around my age and the atmosphere was relaxed and not too in your face for a week night. I don't imagine the same could be said for the weekends though from looking at the website! In case you're wondering, we came second in the quiz! Better than that though, we won first place for the best team name competition. Our team name? It was "Can I get pregnant if you quiz in my arse?"

    My second time here! I joined a couple of friends for a game of pool.(I'm rather not bad at it…read moreeither, who knew?!) Upon entering I grabbed a pint of coke (I'm hardcore that way) and headed over to the pool tables where my friends ha already started playing. Since it's the holidays and it was the middle of the day, the venue was fairly quiet, probably around 10 people including ourselves and the bar staff, so we had the place to ourselves. A short while after, it was my turn for pool and as I maneuvered round the table I caught a strong smell of gas (not me, I promise) so I went and told the bar staff who immediately looked worried and asked me where it was and said, I'll be right over to check it out. TEN minutes later she came over and checked it (not that worried were you, dear?) Apparently there is a small cupboard nearby which has some sort of gassy thing in it which wasn't turned off, very good eh? Gas crisis averted, I went to the loo, nothing unusual there...except the toilet rolls are held with massive chains on the back of the toilet wall, which by the way...if you're of the female persuasion is a bit awkward. That much thought or effort should never have to be put into going to the toilet. Just sayin'. Over all? MEH.

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