Melbourne otherwise excellent public transport system seems to be mired by the abomination that is 'Metlink'. A poorly coded, presumptuous, puddle of pallid impurity, this website sits smugly being in command of all of this fine city's public transport.
Using this website seems to have become a form of acceptable autoflagellation, those who must bare this burden do so with gritted teeth, well aware of the horror to which they must confront, before embarking on what can only be described as a voyage devoid of all reason and decency, and though it is a disgusting mess it for some reason goes unchallenged, it lords over the entire public transport network, unperturbed by competitors. It holds that one treasure, that one prize which tyrants of its caliber, the world over, seem to jealously ward; information.
It holds the revered Transit Timetables.
Many decline to speak of them, and even then, in hallowed, hushed voices. But I come before you, and I beseech you. In all that is holy, we can not allow this treachery to continue. Allowing our most sacred artifacts to be defiled by this monstrosity is beyond lunacy, for what purpose is this done? By what perverted logic could this destructively destitute, droning, degrading and devilishly damned depravity be allowed to desiccate all that we hold dear?
But I digress, I come to you today, not as a single man, but as a citizen of a city that is crying out for change. Throw off the shackles of the 'Metlink' curse. End the oppression of the silent majority, who however willing may not be able to bring themselves to bare against this threat.
Save people.
Slay Metlink.
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