It's not a real dog park, it's a state of mind, please be cool. It's cleaner than "real" dog parks…read moretoo, imagine that. When you are doing something you aren't technically allowed to do, try extra hard not to be an obnoxious ass. That's the lesson here.
I was the first one to notice the space, because I'm a long-time Albany Park resident, and lived next to it through the (noisy, dusty, probably toxic) tearing down of the tenement phase, the (smelly asphalt pouring and stoking the generator with more toxins, rumbling trucks and jack-hammers at dawn) as they built the school phase. I was the very first to venture out there with my pound hounds, I was alone there for a while then started inviting others... Now it's grown to include people and dogs I don't even know, which is neat. (note to black couple with a pit bull, I keep missing you, please come join us some time!)
Still, people mostly keep their hounds quiet, calm, and pick up after them. Local jerks (skinny fashionable Korean guy with (gramma's?) pair of white ankle-biter dogs I am looking at you! I have pics of you "forgetting" you better "remember" bags next time!) still let their dogs crap on the sidewalk, the school's grass, and every other available surface in the neighborhood, but the not-technically-a-public-space not-really-a-dogpark remains mostly clean and picked-up, and nearly conflict free. How cool is that? Pretty dang cool. I've met very some nice people and dogs, had some nice evenings out there, and am happy to see others having fun there too.
So what are the rules for a Temporary Autonomous Zone? Just one, keep it autonomous. We have no right to be there so DO NOT enter the space when cars are parked, PICK UP after yourself and your dog, (some of us pick up after other people's dogs too, it won't kill you to pitch in there - bring extra bags, an LED flashlight is lighter than a regular one, and useful for finding errant poos), be quiet and friendly, ask before opening the gate so dogs don't run off, DO NOT take your dog into the school's playlot, please, only a moronic jerk does that, that's asking them to lock the whole place up - and don't think for a minute I don't have pictures of you, or that I will hesitate to post them online with mocking commentary if you screw this up for the rest of us. Likewise, don't cause the caretakers or neighbors a hassle - don't let your dog bark or dig excessively, don't let your kid tear up the greenery, get hurt, climb on the fence, or mess with the power supply or anything else asinine like that. (You know who you are, knock it off!) Also don't let your dog jump on people, or your kid holler like a pig in a poke. Don't throw trash, act extremely trashy, or expect others to solve your issues: be subtle. Please, BE SUBTLE. We can keep this going for years if people are cool, please be cool. It's school property, so do I need to tell you not to do crimes? Do I really?
Also great for: watching raccoons do their freaky mating shenanigans, collecting chem-trail photos, collecting EMT photos, meeting other dog owners & dogs, observing and interacting with worms and other hermaphrodites who come out after heavy rains, collecting pill-bugs, releasing collected pill-bugs, goofing around with skateboards, chalk, soccer-balls, tennis-balls, inspecting the junk in the sewer with a flashlight, watching human fauna do human fauna things with a big dog as back-up, urban photography, and ect.