If you come to Tampa, even for A DAY
Don't come for a…read moreconcert, a movie or a PLAY
If you plan on fast food, just stay AWAY
Cause if you come to Tampa, you go to ALEZ!
Haitian food is here to STAY
It'll rock your world, it'll make your DAY
There isn't really anything more to SAY
So if you come to Tampa, you come to ALEZ!
YAY!
What to get: Legumes, beef stew, anything he recommends
What not to get: Angry at the haters, because Haters gonna Haitian!
My fave restaurant in Tampa, amazing portions and value, wonderful service and ownership, and some of the best tasting food I've ever had, which made me fall in love with Haitian food!
In fact we need more rapping, STAT!
Barbie is so hot so we're always MATING
She's usually screaming for the whole DURATION
But the best food in Tampa, for your INFORMATION
Is Legumes and more at Alez HAITIAN!
As for the haters, obvi they're always HATING
But this food deserves a standing OVATION
With Alex around, you'll never suffer STARVATION
Cause the best food in Tampa is Alez HAITIAN!
So yes. One of the very best food experiences in FL. Perfect Haitian food. Amazing. The Beef with Legumes (Veggies) is perfection, esp because of the eggplant. But everything they make is damn good.
I didn't even realize that I was in love with Haitian food until I came to Tampa. I thought I was only in love with Barbie. I thought I was going to have to get down to Miami (sort of like I get down to Kool & The Gang) to try the really amazing Caribbean and Latin food... but I found some great versions of them up here in Tampa, and this was at the very top of my list.
This remains the best Haitian food I've ever had, even now that I've tried the best ones in Miami (half a dozen of them, in fact), and several in other parts of the country.
We're talking about some of the most miraculous food you'll ever eat. It's not dirt cheap but it's not expensive and portions are huge. You'll be addicted as soon as you try those legumes, rife with eggplant, which are the number one dish for me. But absolutely everything they make is off the charts beautiful.
It would be my first destination for food when I come back to Tampa, and not just for the perfect food but for the beautiful murals on the wall and for the wonderful service as well. He was so curious and tickled about how I found his place, but I'm so glad that I did.
This is yet another example of how wonderful Yelp can be when it's done right and used right. Haitian food is "of the Gods" (as the Greeks would say) (in Greek) (OK fine I made it up) and probably my favourite from the Caribbean, and this is the ultimate Haitian food place.
If I could give 10 stars, I would. Come here immediately when you are in Tampa and get the legumes and whatever else you want. You will be as thrilled as I was.
In fact, it's so good that:
You'll thank all Haitians for their IMMIGRATION
Your neither regions will produce LIQUIDATION
Which can be used for natural LUBRICATION
And help you achieve food SATIATION
It's the best, and that's not a false ALLEGATION
Top food in Tampa, it receives my NOMINATION
It makes me and Barbie practice PROCREATION
We enjoy it as much as PENETRATION
As much as a sub enjoys SUFFOCATION
As much as Barbie oft inflicts STRANGULATION
As much as a bad employee enjoys INSUBORDINATION
It causes her underwear to endure SATURATION
As much as J-WOWW's hotter than the SITUATION
As much as our pictures threaten SANITATION
And cause random acts of MASTURBATION
Come straight over to ALEZ HAITIAN!
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