Note: I'm one of the ancient relics of the swing dancing era of the late 1990s/early 2000s...so this review is biased. Tuesday nights at Madame Moustache is Lindy Hop night, perhaps the truest form of swing dancing(youtube it). I don't speak French, but dance and jazz music is universal...and plus all the ladies I approached for a dance spoke English well enough, and fortunately none rejected my offer. The DJ played all the best jazz songs from the 20s-60s. The hardwood dance floor is smooth and spacious, so its never too crowded. The friendly bartender served cheap draft beers and moderately priced cocktails. The ambiance is charmingly vintage but casual at the same time. No cover charge... I love it! Wednesday night is college hip hop night...this is a bit weird for a 40 year old, but being American I went along with it. Plus there was no cover charge. If I was 15+ years younger, this would've been awesome. Hopefully Tuesdays will still be Lindy Hop night the next time I'm in Brussels...Au revoir Madame Mustache! read more

I got to Brussels around midnight on a Wednesday, dropped my stuff off at the hostel, and immediately went out to start drinking Belgian beer. Madame Moustache was the only place poppin on a quiet night with a crowd of people outside the door so I decided to check it out. My goodness... what I walked into were great vibes, dance JAMS, a friendly crowd, and everyone just really enjoying themselves. Marj C. was right when she wrote this bar was a mix of "vaudeville meets rogue pirate hangout." It was awesome in every sense of that description. On top of that, the number of different types of beers and shots available was astounding and cheap! Beer on tap was 2€. "Fancy" Trappistes Rochefort beers were 4€, and they mixed countless shots-- including SPECULOOS SHOTS! SO GOOD! **BONUS: The next day I found out that Inspectah Deck, (yes... from the Wu-Tang Clan), did a show there minutes before I walked in. So random. SO FUN! read more

This place prefers to allow more females than males in and they are snobby about it. If you go make sure you have a girl for each guy. They seriously think this was a good idea, my friends and I were ready to throw down 200 euros each that night but they are more worried about gender than money. I guess that's why only girls seem to review this place since they were the only ones allowed in. read more

Madame Moustache has got to be the highlight of My Brussels experience, and not just because of the name! The gimmick of the bar is like speakeasy meets vaudeville meets rogue pirate hangout in the strangest threesome you've ever encountered. I loved the mix! With an underground vibe, late opening hours and a crackling atmosphere, you can't say fairer than that! From what I remember on the night I visited, there were no fees on the door. There is a coat check, the beers and wine are standard Brussels price, the staff are friendly. Madame Moustache has some booths where you can grab a seat, but for a bar it has somewhat of a carnival atmosphere, where the party never ends! It was relaxed and despite the dancefloor being fairly busy, it attracts a largely hip crowd who are in high spirits. The music varied from funk, soul and house to a sprinkling of standard indie, with some remixes thrown in from the DJ. Overall a safe bet for a good night out, and recommended by my friends who stayed in Brussels, and have good taste! From what I've heard it is one of the cooler, friendlier places to get your snake hips moving! Love love love! read more

I went to Madame Moustache 3 nights in a row.. The bartenders awesome.. We we're in Belgium for Tomorrowland 2014 and this was a great place to end up after the festival.. read more

This place was recommended to me from some locals while I was visiting Brussels just for one day and night and glad I went. Very cool and fun place with good prices. Nice to go back into time! read more

Drinks are expensive and it wasn't that crowded on a Friday night. Fun music but I've seen better.

This really is a cool little bar. We arrived at 12.30am on a Saturday night so there was quite a long line (About a half hour wait) and the entry fee after midnight is 7 euro instead of 5. The bar itself wasn't packed at all (I wondered why they kept so many people waiting outside but maybe that's to add to the allure?!) but the crowd was unfussy, unpretentious and quite cool. There is a great drink list and a range of whiskeys and beers and a delicious cocktail menu (about 8 euro each) The music changes night to night and on this particular night it was 70s disco but apparently they do all sorts of different nights. Pros: cuties. average prices. free coat check. seating and smoking areas. Cons: you have to pay the use the bathroom!!! quite a few sleazy guys. TONNES OF TOURISTS (Yes we were part of this con) I want to give this place three and a half stars but yelp only allows a full amount so I'm rounding down this time. read more

Been there couple of times and it was always fun .its a bar you dance and lose yourself .lost my bracelet there ... Good and friendly staff

One of the best bars I've been to! Great music, cheap drinks and great atmosphere! My boyfriend and I had so much fun dancing the night away to 60's and ska music. read more

Great place for dancing and a good time. The line for the bar is almost as long as the que outside for getting in on a Saturday night and the cocktails aren't much to write about, but it's still a great place for clubbing. read more

Cheap drinks, cool atmosphere, open super late, decent music. I loved this place! -- Pretty mean - asshole doorman though --