Oh Wertz,
what are you doing. Were you unaware that Qdoba opened yesterday and that no one would want Mexican 2 days in a row (assuming that 90% of the school went to Qdoba for free food), or did Wertz think the could possibly compete with them? Either way, I got a burrito yesterday, which already doesn't settle as well as it could. But now Wertz is doing their take on the Burrito Bowl.
Mexican food is already known for increasing bowel movements, but Wertz Burrito Bowl compounds that exponentially. Minutes after consuming the bowl I could feel it coming. Sweat started to drip down my face as I rushed to put up my plates. As I reached the main door I could feel the food baby kicking harder than ever. Do I commit to running back to my room, possibly risking not making it in time? No, of course not. I rush upstairs, above Wertz, and proceed to give that bathroom something dirtier than a day time hooker.
What is it they put in this food???? Some claim it could be laxatives, but I for one believe the poor quality in food is what causes this nuclear reaction within your bowels.
Nothing else in the caf was worth mentioning, par usual.
At least I got my cardio in, right?
Bill Billium read more
