Um... I'm going to be gentle.
I wasn't able to make it to this one-night event for the past two years. I wasn't just avoiding it because it was in the middle of June; I was truly out of town.
This year, looking forward to the beautiful March weather and having recently discovered some hidden art gems around SA, I was super excited to go, and will admit, had a few expectations.
The traffic wasn't terrible if you got there on time (festivities began at 6pm) and I don't really care about parking. I found a spot in a residential area up by Mad Hatters and walked. I like walking, though, for some this is not an option.
Crowds don't really bother me either if there's something good to see. For instance, there's always a really large group of people surrounding the Mona Lisa, but you wait your turn to get a glimpse because it's worth it. Here, I wasn't ever really sure what I was fighting to see.
All of the smaller stages and installations were COMPLETELY hidden by the throngs of people or overpowered by the larger stages emanating the loudest music I have ever heard. To be clear, each stage was so loud, they drowned each other out, making one messy amalgamation of sound.
The few shows I did catch were dance troops from local dance schools. They were cute, and some even very good, but I don't know, I guess I was hoping to see some professional or semi-professional performances. I mean, I can go see a children's recital for free anytime throughout the year. Then, a handful of folks busted out the fire twirling (insert real name for this here) and I caught a glimpse of a woman hoola hooping on a stage with fluorescent lights projected all around. Reminds me of nightmares I used to have of what Burning Man would be like.
There was a stage for kids shows, so this might be a great event to bring the family to. And in defense of the loud-assness, the music was pretty good. They had conjunto, blues, some big band-y sounding stuff... not bad.
There was one concessions area that was insanely packed. I waited in one line for 10 minutes for a $5 light beer (only option) and by then, I was too burnt out on lines to wait again for food, which did sound good. Meat on sticks, gumbo, shrimp your typical fair food. We ate at a restaurant down the street.
Maybe if you know somebody, you have more fun. Perhaps I was lacking direction. But if you look at the schedule, it seems like there are so many shows, so many different things going on from readings to dance to music to film, you feel you're bound to run into a few great things. I was not so lucky.
An the whole, if you want to go get drunk on like, 20 light beers and dance to loud-ass music, this is going to be a really fun time for you. If you want to see some art, just make a day to visit some of the fabulous museums and private galleries SA has to offer. Go support the ballet, the symphony, or see a local theater show. It's not that expensive. I personally prefer First Friday, regardless of the haters.
I'll probably try Luminaria again next year - it's a new event, and will either become more arts-focused or remain just another loud, obnoxious gathering. read more