Perhaps if it's not a drizzly day, and the leaks in the roof don't pour down on you as if you're in a real rainforest.
Perhaps if you aren't interested in a dry indoor experience on a drizzly day in England.
Perhaps if you don't take your 19-month-old.
Perhaps if they cleaned the poop from all the birds flying free in the enclosure so your 19-month-old wouldn't put his hand, arm, knee, hair, or whatever in it.
Perhaps if the sludge of mud and bird poop didn't get all over your 19-month-old's knees and butt and everything else.
Perhaps if they didn't over-charge like every damned tourist attraction in the UK.
Yes, perhaps if all this were true, the Living Rainforest would be the attraction it promises to be. But it's not...and...it's not.
Seriously, for people with older kids, and on a day with no rain, it wouldn't be a bad place, but our time there just plain sucked. If you venture into this little-bit-of-the-Amazon-in-Berkshire, don't bring kids under 4, don't forget your wellies, and don't expect to be sipping any caipirinha's while you're there. read more