Well this isn't called Life now, nor is it called Clue 22 it has a severe personality disorder and is now called 'the place'. How cheesy. Well so why am i reviewing this place? Like the thousands of others that come here, its not really out of choice is it? Its through drunken stupidity! I probably used to look forward to coming here,..ooh about 10 years ago. On the off chance i do end up here its either a hen night (ive been on several recently) or some fool in my group wants to go, its not really somewhere i look to go! I wish wish wish there was a club like buttoned down disco in cambridge (google it) alas there is not. So I have to put up with listening to cheesy disco lite music, and i think the same dj still plays here and never plays anything decent! (Bow wow wow - who? the strokes - who? lionel richtie - thats more like it!!) So sigh i resign myself to a night of dancing allong to something naff when id much rather have my ipod on and do a silent disco. (the junction actually do this - must check it out!)
Anyway you want to know about the drinks on offer? Same old same old! Actually dont expect them to be able to shake you a martini, or rustle you up a cosmopolitan, mixacologists they ain't. They dont even stock any facny schmancy wine, its either house white (i.e paintstripper) or nowt. You get flavoured bottles of vodka (didn't they go out of fashion in 2001?!!) and dont even expect them to have any cranberry for a vodka and cranberry, its all rather lacking in spirits, in drinks and in service. But don't say i didn't warn you when you end up here, and you will end up here! read more