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    Bières de Chimay - These cheeses make these monks a lot of chedda.

    Bières de Chimay

    5.0(3 reviews)
    20.1 km
    €€€

    "Beer, cheese or the backdoor?" At the Chimay Monastery in Baileux, Belgium, a hulking monk in a…read morepetroleum black robe, neck and fingers heavy with ocher rings and medallions presented me with a red pill/blue pill dilemma. There were only two doors in view and the most unlikely trio to ever be seen in any religious structure. My brother, the organizer of Grovetoberfest Miami and the most religious of the crew...me. I dashed toward the door on the left and pointed my brother to the right and didn't wait to see what became of Tony A. Charging in headfirst a one-two combo immediately struck me; uppercut to the nose, jabs to both eyes. It smelled like someone filled a train car with athletes unfresh from a triathlon and shoes were optional. Once adjusted, I could read labels announcing the only six words I ever bothered to learn in the stuttering language of the French -- Allégé, à la Bière, Mont du Secours, Poteaupré, Vieux, Grand Cru and Classique Seriously if the RZA had been born in France instead of Staten Island, no one would have ever noticed he had a speech impediment. Anyway I was in the monk's fromagerie and shaking like a junkie. I could build a Lego monument with gold bricks at Fort Knox or make cocaine anthills in my underwear for a Cartel, but I CAN'T be trusted to give a cheese wheel a beery bubble bath without a little taste. Everything I could get my mouth on was mauled and I quickly started to feel the ill effects of a butterdose. I tried to make my escape, but without warning was struck by a golden surge of wind and light at the door. Though my eyes were attacked, my ears were pulled toward some angelic Gregorian chanting -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhI_SDEvJ-4 I dusted the disappointment of not experiencing holy ecstasy off and gazed upon Bo M. standing at the top of the brewery stairs. My brother's hands were over his head, admiring a full chalice in the sunlight. The rays were refracting and it was shining like a giant opal, I grabbed at it and drank deeply. I needed to purify the inside of my mouth with this holy sacrament. "Dood!!! Mooch much? BTW what happened to Tony, something terrible I'm sure. I saw XXX written on all the barrels in there." Just then a booming, haughty voice proclaimed, "The number of exes, defines the strength of its contents. Those are Trippels, also known as STRONG pale ales in the Belgian style." Before we could ask Tony continued, "The abbot took me through the backdoor...on a tour. Did you know these monks reduce the ABV of their personal brew, reuse the bottles, and recycle the left over mash by feeding it to their dairy cows?" With that our ecclesiastical adventure had drawn to a close. The Chimay Compound (hotel, monastery, organic farm, specialty store) manages 1 of the 8 Trappist breweries in the world, but you don't have to be a know-it-all or speak worthless romance languages. If you see the magic word, Chimay, anywhere in the world, whether it's beer, cheese or toilet paper, put your faith in it and the results will be miraculous.

    I literally cannot wait to go back to this place! Its like Christmas for me, if you are a Chimay…read morebeer lover and cheese enjoyer then this place will be your home away from home. We got flights of beer and a cheese plate and it was soooo good! A beautiful view with cows in a field in the distance. Ahhh I can't wait to go back!

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    Bières de Chimay - The Réserve, Premiére, Spéciale, Dorée and the accent free Tripel are in a class of their own.

    The Réserve, Premiére, Spéciale, Dorée and the accent free Tripel are in a class of their own.

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    La Choulette

    La Choulette

    5.0(4 reviews)
    60.6 km

    One of the world's more obscure traditional beer styles is the indigenous French "biere de garde,"…read morewhich translates roughly to "beer of keeping" or "beer of lagering." It is a rustic farmhouse ale of sustenance, mostly showing a strong toasty malt presence and a touch of earthy "cellar" character. Brewers of biere de garde can be found in the Nord region of France, along its northern border with Belgium. One of its older adherents rests in the tiny town of Hordain - the Brasserie La Choulette, dating back to the 1880s. There are few reviews for La Choulette on Yelp, and one of the reasons for that is that it's very out of the way, in a town that doesn't have much else to do or see. There's a quaint little church, and an interesting-looking library that would have been nice to visit while waiting for La Choulette to open, except that it was closed. Hordain isn't exactly a hotbed of tourist activity - walking up and down its quiet streets, we stuck out like the proverbial sore thumb. Finally, the gates opened and we went inside, not knowing quite what to do. The small cadre of brewery workers we noticed seemed somewhat bewildered. Somehow, the idea that anyone would want to come visit their brewery seemed foreign to them. That these odd Americans wearing sunglasses on their heads would want to come visit their brewery likely seemed even more absurd to them. Once they got the idea that yes, we were interested in their beer, and yes, we would like to taste some, we were ushered into their "tasting room" (really, an ancient, chilly room that felt and smelled like an old wine cellar), told a little bit about the beers, and were invited to sample the Blonde, their flagship biere de garde. I don't know what it is - I'd had this beer before, but never before had it tasted so good, so pure, as it did right there at the source, at perfect cellar temperature, in that cold, musty room. The nice woman helping us seemed very happy that we were so thrilled - I don't think this place gets that many visitors outside of a tiny population of locals coming to buy beer. Then, it was beer-buying time. The room doubled as a shop, with stacks of beer and even some wine available for purchase, along with various and sundry local foodstuffs. For cheap, incredibly cheap. Even 750ml bottles that normally go for 10 dollars in America were no more than 3-4 Euros. So, we bought a fair assortment. Some bottles made it back home, while others were destined to be consumed in various hotel rooms in other European cities. Hordain will never be hot on the tourist trail, but if you're passing by the area as a beer lover or one remotely curious about biere de garde, stop in and taste some, and buy a bottle or two.

    From the owner: Brasserie artisanale et cave à vinsread more

    Le Bol Vert - hotels - Updated May 2026

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