It was an early Sunday morning at the flea market and since Muche - Guinguette Bistrot is located…read moreright across the street, it was the perfect place to come and enjoy a nice breakfast. This nice little shop is small, beautiful on the inside, offers outside seating, and has a decent size menu of breakfast and baked goods. Although I claimed not to be starving, the scrambled eggs breakfast plate with cheese and bacon was screaming my name so I ordered that as well as a glass of freshly squeeze orange juice for the win. The gentleman who took our order was friendly and quick to bring the food out when it was finished as well. The plate had more on it than I was expecting, and all of it was absolutely delicious. The scrambled eggs were soft and tasty, the cheese was huge and also tasted very well, and the bacon was the best I've possibly ever had, soft and flavourful. Summed up, this was pretty much the perfect breakfast for me. Overall, Muche - Guinguette Bistrot was hands down the best breakfast I've had in Brussels and it's not even close. Every aspect of the experience was wonderful from the amazing food to the experience itself. Do yourself a favor and spend some time at the flea market so you can eat here.

Like the assortiment of fresh products/salads/sandwiches. The staff is always helpfull when you…read morehave questions about the content of a salad

A good way to boost your fruit intake! Guapa's have been opening up all around Brussels in recent…read moreyears, and we are lucky to have them. In most, the staff are noticeably friendlier than their neighbouring competition. In this one they are just fine - probably too busy to really offer service with a smile. Meh, that's the way it is. Probably because I've been impressed in their other branches I raise the bar too high. Guapa's juices are great and you can have them made to order. In general the system is fast and works well. Sure it ain't cheap for a lunch, but it beats the standard mayo-covered sandwich with tiny bits of protein. Food wise it's pretty average - the salads are tasty enough, but not very big for what you pay for. The Plat du Jour is interesting I guess, but still doesn't tend to offer enough food for me to go for it. Hot plates of (greasy) quiche etc. also on offer. Free wifi is a nice touch. Most Guapas in the offices areas can get seriously busy right at lunchtime. Despite the shortcomings, I like these guys - they livened up quite a few office areas with a good, different lunch offering. And that can only be a good thing.

The Happy Dick by Toti's is not the first time in my life I've eaten a pastry shaped like a penis…read moreand I assure you it probably won't be the last. This little shop is located on a side street full of food and is hard to miss, you know, because of the big display of waffle dicks. We came here around 7:00PM and the gentleman making our desserts was both funny and kind and seemed to really enjoy what he was doing, which is my favourite thing on earth. I ordered a penis pastry with light nuts on it, white chocolate, and some cream I honestly don't know what it was (this joke is too easy). The pastries are made from scratch and take a few minutes, but I assure you it's totally worth it. Mine was still very warm when I bit into it and it had such delicious flavour. Overall, The Happy Dick by Toti's is a fantastic place to stop for a uniquely shaped treat, a funny photo opportunity, or you just want a treat. You won't regret coming here!

I love this guys truck. Went to take a photo for this review and he got nasty. Confronted me about…read morenot asking to take pictures. He's a total asshole. I refused to make a purchase and will warn off future costumers. My advice to Mr. Jerk chicken man... be nice to people who want to hand you money! Your attitude sucks. You sell rotisserie chicken dude. You act like you walk on water. You have a fancy yellow truck with all kinds of fancy chicken cooking equipment. Don't be an jerk to people. Your truck is fancy. I wanted to take a photo in a public place to brag about your food. Instead I walked away without buying anything and a sour taste in my mouth. Who the hell wants to fight with their customers over a picture. I've taken food photos all over the world and you, Mr. jerk chicken, are the first to ever act like that. So.... your chicken is crap because you are a jerk. Hope they tax the hell out of you. Boo on you!

Really cute café on a quiet street that's great for people watching. Coffee and pastries are…read moredelicious, and service is friendly and fast. I visited twice within a week and wasn't even staying in this neighborhood. Honestly the one-star reviewer just sounds self-centered and wanting to complain. Sure you can have a bad experience and that's unfortunate but you feel the need to spread the word on social media? Calm down. It's perfectly normal to order first and then sit if a place doesn't offer table service. The situation could have been avoided. Just move on.

€3.80 for coffee €2 from the store across the street to buy…read moresoap because there is no soap in the WC. Also, no lights in the toilet. And the coffee was pretty bitter. I'll write this place off my list.