Good selection, but yeesh, I don't think the salesperson had the sleep number bed set correctly last night. Nearly chased us out of the store, despite our intentions to hand over money on a mattress as quickly and painlessly as possible. Couldn't get her to smile for all the mattress jokes in the world. So, to lighten the tone...
1. 'I'd like to buy a new bed, please.' :'Certainly, sir. Spring mattress? 'Oh, no. I'd like to use it all the year round.'
2.What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed? A Knight Gown
3. Why did the mattress salesman throw up his hands and quit? Because nothing really mattress.
4. Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a spell.
5.The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.
6.Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
7.I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
8.Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
9. Why did your sister keep running around her bed? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep!
10.Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying! read more