This is my 330th restaurant review, and one that will be read the least by the fewest, because it's…read morefor a place in a remote little coastal town in central Italy that no one will travel to.
So, using The Food Network as my rating bar and referring to one of their shows called "Best Thing I Ever Ate", what are the chances of having two of "Best Things" from the same restaurant?
Slim at best, but accurate.
Osteria La Caletta is so damn good that when traveling, my (Chef) wife, NEVER goes back to the same restaurant twice, Not now! We Went two nights in a row.
A First!
Osteria La Caletta on night #1 served us the absolute best Sea Bass she or me {sic} ever had - period; and, we come from Angelini Osteria (L.A.) country. This Branzino was so good, it replaced my "Death Row - Last Meal" rack of ribs that has held steady for over 30 years.
I mean, come on, for real? YES!
This little family owned restaurant in the town of Tellaro, just nailed it. I am normally a fast eater, but on this night with this dish, I savored each bite of this magnificent fish. Okay then, a rack of Baby Backs to Baked Fish for my last meal. Guess it had to be pretty GREAT!
So, night #2 we return to the scene of the crime and ordered the seafood risotto. Now, anyone can make risotto. Give me a box of Uncle Ben's and some chicken stock and even I can bluff it.
But, to do it right, I mean really right, it's like trying to split a hydrogen atom. The degree of difficulty in the ratio of stock to heat, to stirring to simmering is more complicated than an Astro-Dynamics calculus formula.
Osteria La Caletta made a PERFECT risotto. A 10! Creamy, soft, delicate, complicated, delicious. So, it now replaced the Sea Bass which was on my "Death Row - Last Meal" exactly 1 day.
The service is extraordinary, the ambiance is casual Italian, the noise level is - There is no noise level.
Osteria La Caletta is such a special place. Besides it being on the coast in this small Italian town, it is one of the best restaurants I've ever been to and that is a very strong statement!