The chicken fell through the bottom of the box, scalding my foot. Then the chips fell through the bottom of their box too.
The chicken had as much coating as a mangy cur that's been left to worry its remaining fur. The meat was soggy, insipid, and tasted how raw chicken looks. (It seemed cooked at the time, but since I was violently sick a few hours later it seems it was only hot). The chips were bland and wan. Perhaps they had been potatoes once, but any flavour had been carefully removed for the ultimate anodyne experience. Seasoning has been banned by the establishment's management for anywhere within a mile of their influence.
The delivery driver was nice and polite, and arrived quickly. Maybe too quickly, perhaps if LA Fried Chicken had allowed themselves to take another 5-10 minutes they could have produced something that wasn't the worst meal we've ever had the displeasure of receiving via Just Eat. read more
