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    L'Arquebuse d'Antony

    4.0 (2 reviews)

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    Port aux Cerises

    Port aux Cerises

    4.3(8 reviews)
    8.7 km

    The creator of this park has lost his mind in the most gloriously dangerous way…read more The kids play area has a slide that you're supposed to straddle. But in case that's not dangerous enough it's zig-zagged shaped and it rocks side to side. The jungle gym has slippery rounded parts perfect for loosing your footing. There's an O shaped contraption that spins fast enough that kids can fly off of it and the apex of genius, the epitome in child hurtling design ...... the Pukemaster 3000. A device so elegantly treacherous that within 30 seconds a slender, somewhat weak wife can get her overweight husband spinning so fast that he's afraid he may vomit. It ......is .......wonderful!! Yeah, this park's got miles of beautiful trails and a couple small lakes and an equestrian club and a roller coaster and a zip line but those are only to be enjoyed while you scrape the puke off your shoes wishing you had something for that pounding headache. And to the fiendish little child frightening sadist that created the kids area. I salute you.

    From the owner: A ceux qui ont véritablement décidé de se détendre ! Base de loisirs et de plein air, le Port aux…read moreCerises offre un cadre spacieux et agréable. Il est destiné à tous ceux (enfants et adultes) qui veulent se retrouver près de la nature, se détendre ou s'amuser, les beaux jours arrivant. Vous pouvez y pratiquer le mini-golf, le canoë, le tennis ou faire du poney, de la barque, du pédalo ou encore profiter de la piscine à vagues et vous prélasser au soleil. Bref, désormais... Il ne vous reste plus qu'à choisir !

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    Port aux Cerises - Thought this was a beaver until we saw that slender, rat-like tail. Turns out it's a Nutria. First one I ever saw.

    Thought this was a beaver until we saw that slender, rat-like tail. Turns out it's a Nutria. First one I ever saw.

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    Centre Aquatique des Portes de l'Essonne

    Centre Aquatique des Portes de l'Essonne

    3.7(3 reviews)
    4.9 km

    Occasionally there's a price to pay. And you grit your teeth and pay the price because you want…read morewhat it'll get you. The price for this pool?....Wearing the "I have no self respect so I'm showing off my junk to the whole world, Man panties." I thought there would be a way to wiggle out of it. I'm an American, there's always a work-around but after I hear about this stupid rule we show up and there are signs all over warning swimmers of the evils of "Bermudas". I roll my eyes and not so quietly curse the French. So first I confirm that neither my wife nor my sister-in-law have a camera then I swallow my pride and wriggle into a borrowed set of Man panties. Once you're in the pool it's pretty cool, especially for kids. It's got one area where jets push you through a curvy path a little like you're the log on a log ride. Another area is set up kind of like a huge jacuzzi with seats and individual waterfalls falling on your shoulders. One feature I'd never seen before was a shallow, tiled area with a contoured section to fit your butt. You sit down, your feet dangle into the deeper end of the pool and it's tilted so that when you lay down your chest is nearly covered in water but your head is high enough that it's comfortably outside the water. Pretty cool. My main complaint, besides all the inappropriate swimwear, was that the water was just a few degrees too cold. It was nice but a couple degrees hotter would have been sooo much nicer. I would have included a few photos of the pool put as soon as I pulled out the camera an attendant hustled up and said, "It is not permitted." Well hang on there Pierre, I can't take a photo ....of a pool ....where everyone's got their clothes on but anyone can wander over to the restrooms and stand outside the floor to ceiling glass doors and watch guys pee?? Is that how this works?? 'Fraid so. We change and get ready to go and I make an astounding discovery. In the corner, before you get to the changing area is a vending machine that sells ........yep........Man panties. Just in case you forgot yours! A creative solution to a problem that didn't exist.

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    Centre Aquatique des Portes de l'Essonne
    Centre Aquatique des Portes de l'Essonne

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    L'Arquebuse d'Antony - active - Updated May 2026

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