my experience going to kmart was very much adequate. i walked in the store and an underage worker immediately slapped my ass, i was uncomfortable but it was also a pleasant surprise. i walked into the health and wellness section to grab a packet of XXXL condoms for myself but to my surprise there were none left. i asked an employee if they still sell them, she responded with "no i used them all" i said "say less" and we went to the back ;). although i did enjoy that i didn't realize the worker was twelve. I quickly left the store but then i couldn't find the exit and i ended up finding myself in a room full of gay strippers. i then left the room and saw a rat in the corner of the changing rooms. i called him "nicholas". I took him him home and now we live together. read more