As a girl going to a Gentleman's Club, naturally I was a little nervous. It was also my first time…read moreat a strip club and I had no idea what to expect. Entry was $18, which as a student, I thought was quite pricey. After walking up a red-carpeted staircase with faux gold banisters, I was greeted by a girl dancing on a tabletop with only a bra and underwear on. I didn't know where to look - it seemed so strange to be in a room, in public, with a half-naked person. Walking onwards into the Playroom I was confronted by ten or so girls also scantily clad who were casually walking around. One was on a raised platform pole dancing. I sat, extremely self-consciously on a bar stool in the corner and took a look around the room. As I did, I noticed that one: I was the only female patron in the room, and two: almost every male was over the age of thirty and were taking turns to check me out. 'I don't work here' I wanted to yell, but realising that might serve to make me stand out even more, I pulled my coat tighter and headed over to the bar for a drink instead. The drinks were also quite expensive with basics and imported beer priced at $9.80 and local beer and wine $8.80. There are two bars, one in the Playroom and one in the Poolroom. The Poolroom is the place that the repetitive fuzzy announcements are always directing patrons to. In this room there are three Pool tables as the name suggests, but the main attraction are the special show girls who perform here every fifteen minutes or so. Their acts comprise of strip tease, pole dancing, washing themselves in soapy water and getting patrons sitting next to the stage to rub their nipples with ice - not exactly my thing but my male friends had a great time. It gets most crowded in this room on Saturday nights between twelve midnight and three am. If you want to get a seat for this time period you might want to get there pretty early. The only thing I didn't like about this venue was that the shows were very repetitive. Sure, the themes changed from Burlesque to Schoolgirl, Dominatrix to Miss USA but the dance moves and routines stayed almost exactly the same from one to the next. I don't doubt the difficulty of the routines but it would have been nice if each girl had presented something even slightly different. Lap dances and time in a semi-private room are available at $20 for fifteen minutes and $50 for thirty minutes. As the walls are glass from the hip up for the more private sessions, managers aren't always sticking their heads in to check on the girls, which is pretty good for the patrons. The girls that walk around the floor will approach patrons to ask if they would like a dance - guys who look nervous seem to attract their attention pretty quickly and they can be persuasive! There is a strict no touching policy that means not only no touching the dancers but no displays of affection more overt than handholding between patrons. I found this quite bizarre but it was strictly enforced by the one or two bouncers that are always floating around each room. Overall the venue was pretty clean - except for the toilets. The chairs were comfy, the décor was almost elegant and the staff were pretty friendly. This is a place I would definitely recommend. Despite my initial discomfort I soon got used to the bizarre environment and had a lot of fun - an awesome place for a girls night out or a wild night with the boys.

I visited Goldfingers for the first time last night, and yes I work in the industry but I was on a…read morenight out with some friends. I was overjoyed with the wonderful friendly and warm hospitality. All the guys I was with got a few lap dances. They have fully nude shows on stage pretty frequently too by in house girls. Its a pretty cruisey good vibe gentleman's club, recommended

It's awesome can't wait to go back I spent most of my time in the cinema the movies are great and…read morethe people that you meet are also amazing

I generally travel with everything I need - toys included!…read more However, I brought a rechargeable toy with me on a long trip - but not the charger. Since there was no way I could survive several weeks without it, I decided I had to buy a new one. A quick search and I discovered Club X. At the very busy intersection of Swanston and Little Bourke, there's a slightly seedy looking neon sign. Look around surreptitiously; step inside! There appears to be something downstairs - I needed retail, so I didn't go down there - only up. I assume it's rooms for watching films though. Upstairs the shop is pretty much like any other regular toy store... they have a really good selection across all interests, but more breadth than depth. That is, they have a lot of things, but only 1-2 of a lot of things. Maybe 3-4. A lot of items appeared to be sold out. I got suddenly shy when I was trying to shop around an older gentleman. But then I heard, "I assume you're looking for clitoral?" Turned around, and the shop assistant (looked young and bookish, so I hadn't engaged when I walked in to save him the embarrassment) was talking to me. "Uh, yeah." Caleb (shop assistant) came to life with the opportunity to help. I told him what I liked, what I was looking for, what I usually bought, and my constraints (primarily, nothing that plugs in because I can't take that home!). He pulled a few items for me and let me feel all of them. He was really knowledgeable, easy to talk to, and definitely made me feel at ease during my shopping. I made my selection and then was on my way back home. I noticed when I got home, the receipt says City Central Books - Swanston Street at the top. That made me chuckle. Also there are 2 reviews that have been filtered, and they both mention a discreet side entrance. Thank you guys! Definitely recommend this place if you're on the market for anything in the "adult toy" world, and I do hope you're lucky and get Caleb like I did!

Had a wonderful time with Carmen a few weeks ago. Cannot wait to go back…read more The main difference between Mens gallery and a club with the initials SR is the mens gallery do NOT gouge you on credit card / eftpos fees They just charge the usual 1.1 % instead of 10%. Very upsetting SR

Terrible management. If I owned this club, I'd fire everyone and start over. Went late night on…read moreTuesday and was not allowed into the club because the bouncer was sitting on his high horse thinking he owns the world. Claimed I was intoxicated before I even got out of the uber. I was not. Not a sip of alcohol. I haven't had a drink in 4 years and this egotistical narcissist was having a little power play. I was willing to spend a good amount of cash. If management reads this, they should fire black bouncer that was working at 2am on Wednesday morning the 12th of June 2019. He excluded a customer and your establishment lost a significant amount of income due to a simple minded fool who thinks he's better than other people. Also I'm a tourist from Vegas. Terrible way to get returning customers and to treat those visiting your city.

Used to come here all the time until I found out how crazy the prices are compared to other clubs…read more Also the 10% charge on credit card /eftpos is a total rip off. I do want to go back but I just cannot justify it

Went to Spearmint Rhino for the second time last night, after an awesome night out last Saturday I…read morehad to get one more visit in before heading back home. The staff here were awesome, hot bargirls and receptionist was not only stunning but actually understood the term customer service! The girls are 10 out of 10. There is literally something for everyone! If u can't find a girl u like here then there's something wrong with you!!! Will definitely be back next time I'm in town!

Love this place plenty of beautiful sexy girls, friendly,good vibes. Very clean 10/10read more

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Best venue if you are on a budget. This place really surprised me. I would go here over even…read moreCalifornia club.

Alas! The plot thickens. I actually thoroughly enjoy the plot, for as silly and stupid it is. I…read morehave a massive hard on for this girl, and I don't think I've ever gone through an entire video.

amazing i had bonnie and she was one of the best partners ive ever had and the service from the…read morestaff was so welcoming and made me feel very welcomed and safe it's award winning for a reason and bonnie deserves an award for her service with me

It is a fantastic place. Really clean really nice. The girl that I see regularly is Christina she…read moreis super hot very sexy blonde natural blonde which sometimes is really hard to find these days she gives an amazing service and I'm always keen to make a booking with her. She's got a great smile and beautiful green eyes. She's my kind of girl. Make sure you get a chance to book her when you can.

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I wanted to organise a memorable event for my mate's bucks party, as he had friends coming in from…read moreoverseas and whilst doing my "research" I came across Big Boys Club. I spoke with Kara who was extremely helpful in explaining all the different packages, and we settled on the Jelly Wrestling. On the day, we were promptly picked up from the CBD and delivered to our location - it was really great to have our own private space, so the lads could really let their hair down. I think everyone was a bit nervous (or maybe just me because I was the organiser) to start with, but after a quick drink everyone settled in with our hosts who were fantastic. If I were to be critical of anything, perhaps the food didn't match up to my imagination - man-sized fingerfood somehow had me thinking that we'd have a brontosaurus rib dropped on the side of my beer - but there was plenty of food and more than enough. I think by that stage the parlour games had captivated the audience's attention anyway. I'm still getting high 5's and accolades from the boys - so if you're looking for a safe bet (with little to no organisation on your behalf - they take care of everything) you can't go wrong with Big Boys Club.

From my own experiences of something they organized, in my opinion it was way overpriced, was not…read morefun, staff were rude, really left me disappointed. Sure, they organise things, but the activities were basic, and it seems they jacked up the price about 4 to 10 times. I could have organised it for far less. Lawn bowls and board games for 250 each person? Really disappointed in how they treated me on a professional level too.