FREESTYLING REVIEW AND AUDITION Dollsfoot production KELLERMANN Babelsberg Big up 10 out 10 maximum respect Kellermann Live and direct MC Peter Dollfoot IT BEGINS Check it, Mike check one two, one two. Amplifier adjustment and such like. (Awareness of Dollsfoot in the house, curious onlookers, turn to look at Dollsfoot) Listen up. (Croud turn their attention to M.C. Dollsfoot once more) Lyric Begin. (Dollsfoot styling Beats head phones, Gucci bag and such like) Strapping in the seat, time to order, lyrical wizardry, ginger dude in the corner. Looked for a place where the magic happenin' Where I pen the prose, the lyrical cracklin' "KELLERMANN!" (Dollsfoot shouts out) Erudite and Continental, quality of food jus' fundamental. Adidas tracksuit, Mont Blonc pens, Check out Barbie and her boyfriend Ken! "KELLERMANN!" (Amp echo. Bass surge) Stumbled on the place, on vacation, love and peace brother, no vexation. The alfa and Omega, without beginning or end, when you in the cafe spirit assend! "KELLERMANN!" SORRY - PAUSE IN PROCEEDINGS!!!!! Shout out to Floss, Cheese and the Tiny MC (prodigy) love you loads, love u mum big-up Poodle! Don't forget to like and share, hit the thumbs up. RESUME PROCEEDINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOLLSFOOT BACK SYLIN' MiCROPHONE, CROWDS CHEER! "KELLERMANN!" By far the hippest place in the BABS. Taking train, never take cab. Bicycles, scooters, fountain pen, scribbles on paper, lyric attend!. "KELLERMANN!" Osh cosh, rattle, hum! Mr Magic, Mrs majestic Ms chosen one! Meteorites, Matadors, Nikeeee trainer on laminate floor! (M.C. Dollsfoot stylin' dance move) "KELLERMANN!" (echo, heavy bass run, sizzling treble, pushing up the mid-range ) Speaker wailing, Bass a tumping, mid-range sailing, treble humping..... Cleanin' me fingers, garlic lingers, check out below me list of singers. "KELLERMANN!" (Crowd showing Dollsfoot maximum respect an adulation) Bring it !! Chaka Demus and Pliers! Sony and Cher! Mystical crystals, slick back hair! Biggi, Topac! Oates and Hall! Yoko Ono never favoured Paul. "KELLERMANN!" Menu liberation, beach boy vibration, right near the station, no trial or tribulation. WOOP WOOP its the sound of the Police! "KELLERMANN!" (Dollsfoot take to the mike) Love and respect to the man call Kellermann, (crowd shouting out, Kellermann waves). Hey Critic ress your noise! I can see Kellermann hold him poise, entitlement culture, creates vexation, get a life take, permanent vacation (Dollsfoot looking around vexatiously) "KELLERMANN!" (Dollsfoot lifts off his hat, styling fresh cane rolls) Hush your noise Simon and Garf-uncle! Fussing fighting stop your nonsense! Silence falls, avocado smash, only have a card never carry cash! "KELLERMANN!" Nice food for all, heed mi call. Bunny an wailer respect you all! Jah wobbly, junior Murvin deserve a mention, put ABBA on the deck to erase the tension! "KELLERMANN!" (DollsFoot winding down, Finale) Trumpet sound, symbols crash, Dollsfoot never smoke spliff fava pie and mash! Can you hear me Major Tom........ can you hear me Major Tom..........can you hear me Major Tom (fades down) sitting a tin can, far above the world..............(whispers) "KELLERMANN!" (full HEAVY base and treble) Can you hear me Major Tom........ can you hear me Major Tom..........can you hear me Major Tom (fades down) sitting a tin can, far above the world..............(whispers) (Kellerman cups hand to ear for effect, crowd follows suit) DOLLSFOOT SIGNING OFF. Thanks and praise to the almighty! KELLERMANN 110% recommend, best café in the BABS (Dollsfoot endorsement) read more