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    Vauxhall Motors - Meet "Samantha Baker"... my Vauxhall Astra.. from the UK. She's about to hit 100,000 miles! Cheerio!

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    Hoxton

    "Well I'm a-running down the road trying to loosen my load…read moreI've got seven women on my mind... Four that want to own me, two that want to stone me One says she's a friend of mine... Take it easy, take it easy..." You could say I'm the Benjamin Button of the mid-life crises group. I already did the Porsche, Maserati, and European Sports Clique years ago. Y'know it usually goes the other way around... as we get older *sighs* many dudes overcompensate with a flashy car and small d***. Not I, as you can find me driving a Vauxhall! Yup, UK car! Vauxhall is the United Kingdom version of a lux-eco car as I call it. Sharing some "luxury" lines, sans the leather seats and giant spoiler, nothing fancy, with a huge savings on Petrol. In Germany the same line of cars are under the name, Opel. There's several models out, but I have a Midnight Black Astra to suit my lifestyle of today. For a little car, you'd be surprised the room she offers. I also like her handling on the turns on the Autobahn. "Well I'm a-running down the road trying to loosen my load... Got a world of trouble on my mind Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover She's just a little hard to find... Take it easy, take it easy Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy Come on baby, don't say maybe I've got to know if your sweet love is gonna save me..." In the end, I have lived a full life and traveled the world. Life is good. Yet, it's funny how my Vauxhall has outlasted my two ex-wives, a former fiancé, I have nothing to prove and will leave Samatha Baker for Jake Ryan and his Porsche. I no longer need an exotic.. I'm okay with my UK lux-eco hatch in Midnight Black, sans the Lambo roar. It's a small car, nothing fancy, but on the turns it still gives me that Jason Bourne thrill run from the Illuminati...Ta! Ta!

    JPR Autos - car_dealers - Updated May 2026

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