Tuesdays 2-4-1 martinis. Pooh and I had a few of those and met some great people. Fellow Canadians…read moreescaping the cold temperatures Great music too - very 80's. It gets pretty busy after 4 Poohmobile so get there early

No food, but many bottled beer and hard liquor choices. Met Marty the owner who lists "owner" and…read more"trouble maker" on his biz card...how can it not be a good spot. I watched the Seahawks beat the Rams here in English TV...woot woot. Nice lil dive bar...I'll be back!

This place is so unique. If you are lucky enough to attend when it's open, then jump on the…read moreopportunity. Natasha has some issues with keeping a business partner or even selling the place so there are times she closes for small stints. She even has it for sale for a potential, artistic, business owner. But when it is open, they have some great entertainers, such as musicians and dancers. They have even had cultural nights. The place is literally a maze of eclectic artwork at every turn. You could spend an hour just checking out the art. Again, if you get the opportunity to attend when it's open...go!

In the midst of a beach town is this GEM! 5 stars here as…read morethis brings something interesting to the table, delicious food... Amazing cheeses & eclectic decor. We actually put our cellphones away and enjoyed the venue and each others company!!! It's a definite drink stop in while in playa (after 10 pm) Bathroom: Very clean!!! Decor: Eclectic I felt like I was back in NY in the East Village!!! Very Palermo, Buenos Aires... that vibe!

After the tropical storm that passed through Cozumel last week, most of the businesses stayed…read moreclosed (due to the shelter in place earlier in the day) except for a handful of businesses. Green House was one of the few that reopened! They were having an "After Hurricane Party". We stopped by for a drink and my husband had some dinner (Italian sausage sandwich). The bartender (I forgot his name) was very friendly and made conversation with us while we were there about coming to the states (New Mexico) for a few months for school and other parts of Mexico that he recommended we should visit. The only reason why I didn't give them a 5-star review is because it felt very hot inside.

The best authentic cigars, great location, very nice patio plus pool tables!!read more

Came here for happy hour, the specials seemed great! The margaritas tasted so bad we did not drink…read morethem. When we asked to pay and leave our full drinks behind, the server pressured us to tip. I am a generous tipper, and did so, but why didn't they ask to fix our drinks, or provide ANY customer service? This place just wants your money and does not provide tasty items or quality service. Go somewhere else!

Came here for drinks and had the promotion 4 shots of tequila deal... do not get it... i donno what…read morei just drank yuck

Carlos was a very attentive server! He had great advice on drink specials, as well as places to…read morevisit. This place has beautiful pools with multiple entey points so one feels like their beach chair or palapa is private access. The Beach Club menu offers a lot and the drinks are great! We made in time for 2-for-1 before 2 pm :)

We were staying in the Grand Luxxe and were unaware that this pool is exclusive to only a few of…read morethe buildings until another guest told us! It's quieter than the main pool and has way more comfortable seating. Get here early though, there was a line at opening and the best spots are taken pretty quickly. The service is quick, there always seems to be some kind of happy hour drink happening and you can really lose track of time here. I love that you can easily walk to the beach from the pool and it wasn't too crowded when we were there in November although I've heard differently during busy season. Really nice cabanas and lounging, my only complaint is the music. It's a lot of loud bumping club music and at 2pm on vacation in broad daylight, I would like something a little more subtle.

To be clear it's not a one star review. It's a negative 5…read more DO NOT GO THERE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE RIPPED OFF! Been several times and for a karaoke bar, half the time it doesn't work. Everything is incredibly overpriced and must of the time they don't have half of the things on the menu. Service is poor and each time I've been there billing mistakes. Check your bill thoroughly. Hey Lua it's illegal to add a tip/ gratuity or propina. It doesn't stop them. Tonight was the last straw.:: gave us three checks, only one was correct with the illegal tip added. They harassed , physically assaulted us for 120 pesos (~ 6.00 dollars) . A big fat slob bullied two of our party and threatened to call the police. DO NOT PATRONIZE THIS DUMP! No wonder they were shut down so many times! Shame on you! #boycottsocialclubthievrs

for the owners..... I'm a recurring client I consume here up to 5 times at week an some waitress…read moreCarmen was very angry tonight took the order never place it in the bar !!! I had to go and ordered myself she knows we come here every day and she had the worse attitude she seem very unhappy and angry. And made us very upset too. I hope the owners talk to her or fire her.

Ghetto. Very very rude service. The waitress openly had an attitude with us and snatched a paper…read morefrom my hand. Would not recommend nor will I ever return. Canceled!

The food, waitstaff and atmosphere were all wonderful. The fish cakes are a must. We would dine…read morehere again!

Kondesa is one of those places where the setting almost steals the show. Almost…read more The restaurant is tucked away from the main tourist strip, and walking in feels like discovering a hidden garden. At night, it really comes alive. Lanterns hang from the trees casting a warm amber glow, everything feels soft and intimate, and a live band playing low-key jazz ties it all together. It's cozy, a little romantic, and honestly one of the better dining atmospheres on the island. Hard to say how it translates during the day, but at night, it works. The Food The food holds its own, even if the setting gets most of the attention. By Cozumel standards, it's some of the better food we had on the island. The menu leans creative but still approachable. We tried a bit of everything. The Mexican dumplings were fine. Not bad, not memorable. The trio of guacamoles was a hit, especially the one with fruit and bacon, which sounds questionable but works really well. The queso was exactly what you expect. Good, comforting, not trying to reinvent anything. The standout surprise was the tortillas. Freshly made and easily one of the best parts of the meal. They elevated everything they touched. The meat tacos were also very solid, well-seasoned and satisfying. Dessert was the house specialty, a cornbread-based dish with ice cream and toppings. Don't remember the name, but I remember finishing it, which says enough. Service Service was good across the board. Friendly, efficient, nothing over the top but nothing missing either. Overall Kondesa is worth visiting for the atmosphere alone, but the food makes sure it's not just a pretty place. Come for dinner, take your time, and enjoy the setting. It's one of those meals where the environment does half the work and the food handles the rest.