OMG there is literally NOT enough stars in the Universe for this place!! I had the amazing life…read morealtering opportunity to stay here one night in 2004 . I checked myself into jail early with a court visit ,they got me booked and had me wait in a holding tank in Van nuys with a bunch of other ladies, while we waited to be bused downtown, they gave us a sugary orange drink, a package of peanut butter, jelly and some bread,its super weird we got this same thing for every meal,pretty sure there was a mix up in the kitchen but I didn't want to appear high maintenance by complaining , there was one woman eyeing my apple ,she asked for it so I gave it to her, great 15 minutes in the pokey and I'm already giving shit up!! There was a schizophrenic woman that washed her hands about 50 times within a 20 minute period, and another big chick who took such a fierce stanley steamer in the toilet the fumes almost singed my eyelashes off. Then we finally got on the bus to the TT . I sat next to a woman with pink eye,black roots, two gold teeth and breath that smelt like she just ate a shit sandwich for breakfast,unfortunately she wouldn't stop talking to me ,but this was interrupted by the gang bangers in the back making cat calls.(a word from my generation) When we got to the jail ,we were greeted with such positive vibes,so welcome and inspiring, female deputies telling you were to stand and go, let me just say you can tell right away that there is absolutely no abuse of power in this place or any corruption at all one would never get that feeling at all coming into this jail there's any post-traumatic stress or tension in here at all!! I was thrown into a tank and I had to go to the bathroom , the nice guys throwing gang signs across the hall could see me , they were pounding on the glass and cheering me on at this time I really wanted to cry I felt such love and support some were even grabbing their crotch to show me they knew what I was going through ,we all waited in a room to be processed and we watched a few episodes of cops. In this female section there was a bevy of different women from all walks of life there was the hardcore prison women and then there were the ostentatious track-hoes in flashy clothing. If I was to name this movie it would be "The Bunny Ranch meets Alcatraz". I met some friends from Chow chilla prison that were down there to see the judge ,yup I was forming my squad /my crew, my posse. We were the spiritual crew talking about higher powers and Abraham Hicks,The Secret .I was feeling my wings and independence at this point . We all got thrown in another tank ,then sent off for a shower ,we all got to pick a pretty little scented soap and took a 3 minute freezing shower after the shower we all got a pretty orange Ivanka Trump jump suit and white flats to wear... back in our tank a track hoe started masturbating in the corner under her coat and the Chow chilla ladies wanted to jump her for it ,after several more tanks upstairs we finally got our bedding 1000 thread count Laura Ashley sheets and a goose down feather bed,as the lights went out I dozed off to the lovely jail sounds of fighting , yelling and the track hoe masturbating off in the distance a few beds away,but before you know it my name was called and I started back down the slope to exit this happy place. Bye the time I got to check out they told me I never checked in $80.00 but theres no way these honest , deputies would ever lie to a inmate or do anything dirty so I second guessed my self and asked again anyways , ironically enough they found it . I stepped outside and it was about 6:30 am the next day, the sky was breaking and I walked down to Denny's for a grand slam Breakfast! I recommend you visit here at least one night in your life.You wont want to leave.

Disgusting building, staff is horrible. Profiting off the suffering of others. Smells disgusting,…read morestaff doesn't listen or help. Staff should be incarcerated

I was there for 5 months and a pretty bad charge and beign my first time ever on jail i hanged with…read morethe cops and staued away from the hispanics who thought they owned the place. I enjoyed my special diet for the celiac disease i have and the diabetes as well. I went to jail scared and i came out with stories of racism towards those who were classified as black or others by the hispanics, and stories on how homosexuality runs rampid with the straight inmates and how these closeted homosexuals mistreat the gay inmates. I was called a traitor to my race and i gave myself the name of snitch to deter any hooligan from getting to close to me.

Destroy the whole jail they treat everyone like they're in hell…read more And they do not feed you

The food and the rooms service really suck. The managers and the workers act like they don't like…read morethere jobs

My son is in their facility they have been treating him very badly they haven't given him a drink…read moreof water for approximately 30 days they put him in a cell where there is no drinking fountain he was urinating blood and he had diarrhea at the same time he also passed out a few times and he woke up and the sheriff was walking right past him like he was nothing I had to make almost 400 phone calls up there and spoke with many sheriffs and many medical staff members I requested on at least two dozen occasions for them to send him to the hospital and they refuse to do so and ignored me I also requested for them to change him to a different cell and they also ignored that request as well they also haven't been letting him go outside to get fresh air for activities they also have been not allowing him to make phone calls for no apparent reason I also try to visit him and for no apparent reason they block me from trying to visit with him this has been going on for the past 3 months he was also picked up by three different police divisions 77 MetroPD​ and they had a helicopter as well he didn't even live in the Los Angeles area he lived near Pasadena it was his first apartment and they got jealous and went to his apartment and confiscated all of his brand new stuff his name brand stuff in particular they ransacked his apartment and took all of his stuff of value and caused the big scene and it was him by his self Plus one of his friends they took both of them to jail and let the friend go because they really wanted him my son Meiage Seals. When he got to the jail several LAPD and several sheriff's taunted him saying yeah we just wanted to get you here and harass you and pick on you that's right and we did that and ever since he been in there they have discluded him from phone calls they have discluded him from having visits they have ignored him during medical emergency which is medical neglect I told them he needs some water on at least 25 occasions when I talk to him he said he still haven't had any water yet you still haven't been transferred to a new unit with a water fountain he still haven't been outside for over a month for the activities that the inmates participate in he also haven't had no visits and he's not on disciplinary I have made at least 400 phone calls up there with no remedy they have falsely accused him of stealing a fake gold chain when his family have given him gold chains and purchase gold chains for him for his birthday this was all a scheme to Rob him of all of his accomplishments and Rob him of all of his name brand items and name brand shoes when I went to his apartment they stole 200 pairs of Nikes from him that he purchased with his own money and they stole at least 700 to 1,000 name brand clothing items from him that his family purchased for him his girlfriend gave to him he has a very huge family. Three different police divisions that included close to 59 officers did a third party robbery on him at his apartment when he was trying to get himself together and stay away from trouble and now he has nothing left he purchased the vehicle and the car had a lot of problems so I parked the car on my street and even the city of Los Angeles is involved I came back and they told his car so now he has absolutely nothing to come home to and they also made him homeless and then when I go to court every time I go to court I said what is he in here for their story has changed at least 10 times on the reason why he's in there they still have him in there right now I would love it if the community can help out and get my son released from this men's Central jail and help him get all of his items back his wardrobe that he saved for a long time his all of his name brand shoes and clothes his car that the city of Los Angeles stole and help him getting an apartment because this was all a setup with some jealous lapds that came together like they were a big gang​

I was incarcerated here for International Parental Kidnapping. I took my children to Mexico…read morewithout their father's permission. Were there drugs? Only the ones that were prescribed for the inmates. The building is getting old, built back in 1989. It's falling apart, because the inmates do most of the plumbing with minimal supervision. For the eleven months I spent there, they kept telling us we were moving to another unit that will be fixed up for us, but nothing happened. Any problem with the showers just meant that the shower would be locked up and couldn't be used or repaired. I cleaned the showers. Was there violence or rape? Yes, there were fights, but I hear much fewer than in other jails. I haven't been to any other jails or prisons, so I only know what I hear. No rapes. I had an inmate threaten to kill me in my sleep for humming and singing in the room after lockdown. I called a lieutenant, and he basically yelled at both of us, saying he couldn't move us unless it was to a punishment room. Luckily, another officer moved me five minutes after he left. I told the other inmate that's why she was in jail, if she thought that threatening to kill someone was somehow equivalent to humming in the room. The officers were generally pretty good, but the institutional nature of jail is pervasive, so even when they would like to be kind or help you with anything, they have their hands tied. We often marveled that anyone would choose to come to jail and be "in prison" with us, and when we wanted to be kind to the officers, we were also not allowed. I volunteered to play the piano downstairs for both Protestant and Catholic mass, using a paper piano that I made to practice when I was back in our unit. I also attended the Buddhist services and met the Rabbi a couple of times. It was a constant problem for me that each of the religious leaders would tell us how other people were wrong, in order for their beliefs to be right. I am still looking for a Pastafarian to volunteer to minister to the souls at MDCLA, especially the female inmates, where I left the Gospel and a few believers who wish to practice together. If you live near downtown LA and have the time and inclination to really help people, please contact me or the Chaplain to offer your services. If you or your family have questions about MDCLA, ask me, I am friendly and willing to help you. My public defender told me that I could be a consultant for other families going through the federal justice system. I also have some experience with the Department of Children and Family Services at this point, so feel free to reach out. I have much more to say, but if I keep going this will turn into a book. Does anyone know a publisher who will help me get my words out?

This place is so bullshit. I just got out Feb 28 and I was here for 6 months. I didn't get to none…read moreof my doctors appointments. I had to write the captain up a million times. Ms smith the counselor is the best. She helped me as much as she could. But best believe this is not a good jail at all for pregnant women. They treat the women like shit. It's only 50 women here and we shop last and when we get out stuff it dnt be everything. Teresa McGrath is my best friend

The Day shift and PM shift schedulers are the best. Always helpful and understanding ,never rude…read moreand definitely never calls you and yells at you on the phone. The Early Morning Scheduler is ok but won't let you take more then 4 weeks of vacation. Bob is Bob. I would highly recommend them.

I was arrested and charged with "assault with a deadly weapon," "damage to commercial rental…read morevehicle," and a few other charges I can't remember. These group of young boys (specifically white) were harassing me and 1 in particular was shoving a camera in my face less than a foot away from my damn face and taunting me. So what if I'm homeless? Leave me alone! I get it - you can film anyone including children in a public space but they were in my personal space as I asked them to leave me alone. BTW THIS WAS ALL FILMED ON THEIR PHONES!!! I took out a taser and my spring assisted knife and charged at them. If they white boy didn't move, I would have stabbed him but I stabbed their rental cars several times. Cops show up. See me with the knife. I'm automatically arrested. They never got my side of the story even though it was all on tape!!!! For my most serious crime, I only did 5 days and released with an ankle monitor. Luckily I never had to pay for any damages - I wonder why?? Lousy investigators and police work. The dude who arrested me was maybe in his mid sixties and overweight with an obvious bias towards me. You're good though if you're a paedophile though!!! They protect their own.

Was really excited to see what the new jail looked like inside. Rampart & 77th div jails are pretty…read morecrowded and that's BEFORE being bussed over to MCJ. Overall very clean, state of the art, officers seemed less jerky. Not as state of the art as the one in San Francisco but still very sleek and futuristic. Would've loved to do my time here before getting sent to the California Dept of Corrections instead of at MCJ or Wayside but hey. Would give it a 5/5 if it wasn't for the food.

This was my first time serving Jury Duty downtown and I was dreading it, more so after reading…read morethese reviews. In the past, I've gotten jury summons from Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, West L.A., LAX, and Torrance courts. As it turned out, this courthouse wasn't that bad. I got used to the 10-15 minute walk from Disney Concert Hall for free parking. The parking garage lines moved fast upon entering and exiting with workers scanning the jury badge for you. The court security line was never long and it moved fast. The Jury Assembly Room was pleasant and spacious. Restrooms were clean. The workers I encountered were nice and efficient. The worst part of this courthouse was definitely the elevators. Prepare to wait!!

Look. No one likes going to jury duty. So I am just going to take that completely out of the…read moreequation. First off, I dislike that you have to park all the way at the Disney Concert Hall. It's already inconvenient to get to the justice center, and now you have to park several blocks away and walk. Yes, they pay for parking, but that hardly seems like enough to justify the walk. But my main issue is that all the floors that the courtrooms are on are just so soul sucking. They're lifeless, cold, uninviting, and just miserable to be in. Everything is just so sterile. It feels like you're in a Soviet Era government building, not Los Angeles. I just wish they did the most basic of updates to give the place some sort of life to it. People are already not happy to be there. They should do something to try and make it feel better once you are inside.

Why have i been waiting for over 20 mins for someone to pick up the phone? Granted its a non-…read moreemergency, but according to your own website "communication is the key to a resilient community." You'd think responding to your constituents contributed to a resilient community. Update: I finally did speak to someone - some where between 30 to 45 mins. And my issue was addressed a couple hours after.

Los Angeles Police Department in the north east area are completely useless. I've complained…read morenumerous of times about the same suspect three times to them and have yet to do anything or inform me on anything at all and I continuously get harassed by the same individual. They need to destroy this police department fire everyone from the department because they are obviously not doing anything to change the community the slogan of protect and serve is a fluke, even though they made the vow. It's embarrassing how the community is as peace officers when they lack accountability of performing their jobs we should just create Minutemen or some type of militia to start serving our streets properly because they aren't doing it give us the payroll.