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High Desert State Prison

3.0 (6 reviews)

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Plumas County Jail

Plumas County Jail

3.0(2 reviews)
38.9 mi

As a strident intellectual, I have travelled the world from Frankfurt to Madrid, Tallahassee to…read moreIslamabad, from the blue waters of the Caribbean Sea to France's mighty Riviera, the place nearest to my heart will forever be the pristine alpine wonders of the Plumas County Jail. My dearest darling arranged for my departure as a late birthday gift, with wonderfully dressed drivers whisking me off into the unknown like an unwitting damsel in a romance novel. I was met by smiling staff who desired only to make me safe, searching my body for danger lurking in my every orifice & offering a wonderful zebra striped outfit tailored specifically for me. The room I was given was like something magical, designed with utmost care for my safety, blocking harmful UV rays with special glass windows that also appeared burglar proof to protect me as I fell into a deep sleep of which I had not experienced since the days of my early youth. I awoke at 7am to the exciting chants of "breakfast!", in which I eagerly jumped out of the wonderful steel bunk to experience the delicious food this fine facility is so famous for. A delicious breakfast burrito wrapped to perfection, along with wonderful side items including whole wheat bread and the most delicious peanut butter i have ever tasted. It was at this moment I knew I was in for a magical 3 week excursion of a lifetime. Not only was the food excellent, I had wonderful company in which we had the most enchanting conversations throughout the day, delving deep into astrobiology, ancient roman paganism, economical theories of the axis powers and even touching on artificial selection theories. Unfortunately time ends all things and the wonderful staff I grew to know & love whispered to me that indeed, it was time to leave. I was heartbroken, but I did not let my selfishness overcome me as I needed to grant others the opportunity to enjoy this magical place. I hope one day soon, I will be whisked away once again like the sudden torrents of a flash flood and brought back to the magical place we all know and love, the Plumas County Jail.

I have only been outside of this place and I was extremely dissatisfied by the exterior design. A…read morebuddy of mine spent a night there and he said it was horrible, smelly and had bad service. Despite everything he said he was not afraid to go back, I have strange friends. Normally I won't write bad Yelp reviews before I check a place out but my experience outside and my trusted friend's experience alone justify a review. Two positives: the fat ugly pigs are funny to laugh at and it's open 24 hours. Eek! Methinks not.

High Desert State Prison - jailsandprisons - Updated May 2026

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