You only get two because my goilfriend thought you were edible. I however ended up eating some cereal because I thought you were inedible. When a man of my girth who clearly does not care what he puts into his body chooses cereal over pizza, man, that MUST be some pretty bad pizza. And what does it take to make pizza anyway. I worked at a pizza joint for a while back in the day. I could train amazonian tribe members who've never seen electricity to make pizzas. It'd take 'em two or three tries, but they'd get it. I'd hate to see it if you were in an important business like the intelligence industry. They'd lift the plutonium while you were on a beer run and we'd all be fucked. Take a holiday to the states already, and learn what junk food is supposed to fucking taste like god damn it. read more

I am in Aberdeen this weekend visiting family. Went round to a friends house for a catch up and we decided to order pizza. Heavenly is just down the road. Wish I had read yelp first... I ordered a hoisin chicken pizza, friend ordered jerk chicken one. Pizza took 45 minutes to get there, when I think other outlets do come a lot quicker. Pizza selection was pretty odd. Baked beans on a pizza anyone? Tuna and banana? I know these are only suggested toppings and you can always make your own, but I like to select a suggested one as I always presume they must be popular. Well we got our pizza. There was too much tomato sauce, crust was pale, hoisin sauce on pizza was rank. Had to eat it because it was my tea but I wanted to vomit after it was so rancid. Sorry. Won't ever go back to try one of their crazy pizza creations. read more

Used to be great years ago when I lived in Aberdeen. Was back up for a visit in January and received an expensive lukewarm pizza, smaller than expected and pretty low quality. It was soggy, greasy and not that appetising. A much better quality meal would have been bought from any of the big chains, or probably one of the local shops. I've had better from the supermarket to be honest. I'd have let it go, but I'm still receiving text messages from them. Willbe opting out of the messages with a reply, though with other companies this involves a charge as it's not a standard number. I've gone to the effort of writing this review just in case I'll receive charges on top of a terrible meal. Save your money and dining experience, go elsewhere. read more

Friendly staff, lots of options for your pizza, great for takeout or grabbing a quick bite.

this place is a bit hit and miss, it used to be really good but recently its gone downhill. My last order was just mush and it was really cold by the time i got home (2 mins away) Its also expensive compared to the deals on offer with pizza hut. read more

Not impressed! Picked up our pizza, got home (less than 5 minutes) and it was cold and oily. Also not cheap by any standard. They really have to try harder.... there's a lot of better pizza places out there. read more