You were not put on this earth to be aware of things but not partake. There are unique and genuine…read moreexperiences, and maybe they're not your typical thing, or come off as intimidating, maybe even outright terrifying? Well.. as Rick Sanchez put it:
"To live is to risk it all. Otherwise, you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you."
So if you're looking at a Yelp review for Tresor, going to a techno club is definitely out of your wheelhouse.
Go.
Dress in all black. No logos. No watch. No bags. Be minimal.
Cover charge was 22 euros.
Don't show up until after midnight at minimum.
Eat a Doner Kebab a block away before you walk in.
They never asked for an ID.
They're going to put a sticker over the camera of your phone for their strict "no picture" policy, which is incredibly refreshing because living in the moment is the peak experience.
It's a very relaxed scene and all about the music. In fact, you probably won't even be able to understand a single person the entire time there. Also, in the rooms, they keep the decibels under 100 to save your eardrums - I know 100 is a lot, but i bet other clubs keep it significantly louder. The day after, I had no residual ringing in my ears, if that helps.
The drinks are really affordable. Shots were 3 euros each.
Stay for an hour. Stay all night. Stay the whole weekend. The party goes until Monday, supposedly. It reminded me of raves in the 90s, no phones, and chill music-oriented.
I'm happy I went. It was incredibly worth it.