Simply put - DO NOT STAY HERE.
Here's the lengthy list of issues within the first 48 hours of arriving:
The wiring is not capable of handling today's electronics. Despite my using this adapter I've used in 12 different countries around the world, it promptly shorted my phone. Which now won't stop rebooting. And the same with my portable battery. I used another adapter, different cords, and different plugs... all of it continues to screw up. But when I use it at the office in the UK, no problem.
No. One. Answers. The. Phone. I have spent 30+ minutes now with the phone ringing and ringing to talk to room service to get ice, housekeeping to get an extra towel; the wake up call just doesn't work at all - and calling concierge... 3, 5+ minute phone calls of it ringing and ringing without any answer. The guy finally said, "oh yea, the wake up call isn't working" - WTF?
And when I finally got through to ask for ice, another guy told me that someone forgot to turn the icemaker on, so no ice for 3-4 hours...?
Oh, and I missed work because of this (despite that being the reason I was there!) - I set my alarm on my phone, which was now randomly rebooting, so when I woke up 2 hours later than I was supposed to and found my phone had shorted and not rebooted, I was panicked. There was no clock in the room. The wake up call service was broken, and after 20-30 minutes of listening to the phone ring with no one answering, I gave up on getting a wake up call -- much to my regret the next day.
So then I was hold for a similar period of time the next night when setting my wake up call, so I went downstairs and asked why no one was answering. They said "we're busy" - literally *no one* in the lobby. And the phone wasn't ringing. I then asked for a wake up call... well they made sure I got it... first someone called and hung up on me. Then someone called and said it was my wake up call. Then an automated service called.
The TV is horrendous. 10-15+ years old? And 12 channels, of which 2-3 are music. Not even BBC news. Really? Oh, and the remote is a pain to work, the TV doesn't respond and is counter intuitive, and the book says there is a list of channels... but no.
They censor the internet. Seriously, they do. They have it set up so Google only returns "safe" results. And for some reason Google decided to filter out some gay bars in the area, which wouldn't be a problem except the hotel was overriding my preferences on my personal device. Discriminatory and terrible. And even when I tried changing my Google settings, it reset it. I finally used a VPN and suddenly found the bar I was looking for.
One of the 2 lifts is broken. Hope you like stairs.
The entrance via Victoria station closes overnight. Not an issue except there is *NO* signage warning you that's the case, and nothing at the entrance to tell you the best way to get through the station (which had a ton of entrances locked) to get to the actual entrance on Buckingham ln.
Room numbering is screwed up. Sign says 201-233 one way. But then says 201-214 only. The other sign says 218-233... literally, the signage makes it so rooms 215, 216, and 217 don't exist. I don't even understand how that is possible
Hotel is shabby - stains on the headboard (gross), carpet has runs, walls in the main area needs a fresh coat of paint. Sheets are pilly -- when I climbed into bed I & my phone were covered with a fine "dust" of white pilling from the sheets. My colleague got back to her room end of day and found it hadn't been serviced... 2 days in a row.
Oh, and lets' talk about false advertising. There were amenities that were supposed to be in my room -- not the case. Here's the description:
- "ALL 347 ROOMS HAVE BEEN FULLY REFURBISHED TO A 4 STAR PLUS STANDARD" - nope!
- "COMPLETE WITH I POD DOCKING STATIONS" - nope!
- ALSO FEATURE: BATHROBES AND SLIPPERS, ENHANCED BATHROOMS FEATURES AND TOILETRIES" -- nope!
- "STANDARD AMENITIES IN ALL ROOMS: ALARM CLOCK" - nope!
- "ELECTRICAL ADAPTERS " - nope!
- "PRIVATE BATH RADIO" LOL. Seriously? I think they mean you can turn to one of the music channels and turn up the volume.
- "Facilities: 24 HOUR RECEPTION, CONCIERGE AND ROOM SERVICE." - nope!
No one can find the gym on the 7th floor. 3 teammates had to have someone from the front desk literally walk them to the gym.
Came in one day to all the lights on as the cleaning service left a service room key in the "key to turn on power" slot. Sorta defeats the purpose.
Found walnut crumbs and other food on the floor. I did not have food in my room... so are they not vacuuming?
In short...do yourself a favor and stay somewhere else. The frustration of staying here is not worth the extra savings.
EDIT: I've seen Toby, the manager, dismissing these concerns in other posts, blaming the poster for not making them aware. How are we to make you aware you all LITERALLY won't answer the phone. read more