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Blue Lagoon - Amerikaans ontbijt

Blue Lagoon

(13 reviews)

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It is really not about the food. THE AMBIANCE…read moreIt is about the ambiance and the view. We chose this location among many others because it hit the mark of not being like your grandma's cruise ship lounge and was not like a place to cruise hard for a date either. Some of the boardwalk restaurants could stand to clean the stains and spots off of the seating once in a while. The cleanliness brought us in after a couple of walk-bys. THE FOOD. The food is average. Edible but overpriced. Bieterballen and olives. The drinks were nice. I asked for a glass of house white. Not expecting much, but was pleasantly surprised. It was more than drinkable. It was FANTASTIC. My wife had a gin something or another. THE VIBE The waitperson was French and adorable. Her cheerfulness added to the ambiance. The ambiance.... well. What can I say? You are dining right on the waterfront with plenty of people watching to do. Den Hague seafront was a GREAT experience...who needs snooty Cannes! Keep those wine glasses filled and soak up the vibe!

We visited this place on a very windy and rainy summer day, and I have to say that the ambiance was…read morereally nice and pleasant despite the weather. The stuff is very nice and helpful, and they also speak english as well. The lounge is directly on the beach, so you can enjoy the view and the breeze even if it's cold outside. Most of the tables have fire-places for the cold day, which beside creating a very nice atmosphere, is also helpful. All in one, I find the prices a bit expensive, but then again, HEI! you are on the beachside, so it's normal. 4*, if I will have the occasion, I will visit this place again, for sure.

The Fat Mermaid

The Fat Mermaid

(13 reviews)

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Very sweet people work here. Loved the relaxed atmosphere and as far as my lunch I had fish tacos…read moreand enjoyed them a lot. Simple and flavorful. The sun beds are €7,50 and the umbrella is €5

Once my friend and I found out The Hague had a beach, we walked for 45 minutes to find it, and once…read morewe found it, we were starving. We walked up to The Fat Mermaid to look over a menu and, honestly, when I saw the Fat Mermaid Breakfast, we were sold. Asked for a table right then and there. Service was a little slow, I did make a note of that. It took a while for someone to come ask for our order. We were content to lounge on the patio and we didn't have anywhere to go, so we didn't really mind, but if you're in a hurry, I'd warn you about that. The food, however, was definitely worth the wait. I started with a cup of decaf coffee and an orange juice and then got the Fat Mermaid Breakfast (which, as you can see from the photo, is a veritable breakfast feast) and my friend got the Fat Frenchie (French toast). I was super pleased with my meal. The eggs were fluffy, the smoked salmon (possibly my favorite food in the world) was homesmoked and great, and I liked the assortment of breads. It's also worth noting that this is an excellent location. Right up on the beach so you can watch the waves roll in and the restaurant is well-furnished with many places to sit both inside and out. I would definitely recommend The Fat Mermaid if you have the time, it's a charming little place with great food!

Gotcha Beach - lounges - Updated May 2026

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