One of my more unusual yelp reviews for the Xanadu of art museums. Thank you to the federal government for providing the tax breaks which encourage Mr. & Mrs. Rales to make this place happen; I can only hope they continue to grow! I think this place is 5-star worthy for the sheer magnitude of art being displayed for free, but it's not without some grumbles.
THE GOOD - this is amazing, amazing art. This is a deliberately collected, deliberately installed, and deliberately designed museum full of spectacular pieces. It is really cool to have this in the DC region, and to have another place to see spectacular modern art with pieces that are worth so many many many millions of dollars.
It is also good, despite that it makes it a little elitist, that they make a free museum require timed reservations. They allow walk-ins, and we did in fact walk-in with our group...but you have to call at 12 pm on the days they're open, and then they give you a general idea, but the decision is made actually when you arrive at the gate. So you can schlep out to the far reaches of Potomac ((or Travilah, MD according to Google))...and you have to be ready to be potentially turned away, if you're going the walk-in route. The nice part of this all, however, is they clearly have used metrics to decide the appropriate number of people in the museum; it makes it a nicer experience to walk through without bumping into people like you often do at the Smithsonian. There was one outdoor exhibit where this rationing of people didn't work--probably a line of 6 or 7 people in the main building, so we just skipped it--but generally, really good practice
THE 'COULD BE BETTER' - I get the limited signage, and how it encourages you to explore the art on your own, and engage with the guides. I do in fact like it; that said - when i ask a guide for some thoughts about a piece - it's a little annoying when they INSTANTLY flip it back on me, and say "what did you think"? Fine to do that, but please don't train them to make it the first thing they say. Condescending & annoying.
Also annoying are the guides all-gray uniforms, complete with matching sneakers, which all the guides wear. I get that it lets you focus on the paintings, but this place just has an overwhelming amount of gray.
Lastly, I would like to see them consider more programming throughout the year. Bring in different artists once a month. Host some music indoors or outdoors. Something to liven the place up, especially with some of the dark exhibits currently being showcased.
POSTSCRIPT - No children under 12, except infants that can (and must) be worn in a baby carrier at all times. Interestingly, i saw an infant, but the bathroom had no changing tables (hope the kid doesnt poop on the fancy stone!).
Not really handicapped accessible, particularly as there is a lot of walking throughout the experience.
Two places to eat - both of which are open until 4 pm, one hour before the museum's 5 pm close. One of them is more of a restaurant setting, the other is a cafe with less expensive, lighter bites.
A lot of outdoors space; seems like it's a whole different experience depending on the time of year you go.
And a not-related to anything comment...I would have loved to have seen Mitch Rales, a former captain of his high school baseball team, buy the Nationals back in 2005. If Glenstone is any guide...and as a baseball fan myself...I can only imagine what an amazing experience & design Nationals Park could have been with him at the helm...instead of the generic stadium + dizzying array of office buildings that surround the place now. Oh well read more