I used to work downtown and would take advantage of visiting museums on my lunch break. Then I started to work in Rockville, oh oops technically "North Bethesda", and asides from Montgomery Mall and Pike and Rose there ain't much out here for lunchtime entertainment.
Then I saw Mike B's pictures and reviews from this museum and then I learn that is was so close to work in Potomac,MD, I had to check this place out.
First, I made a reservation on line for an upcoming Friday. Then my coworkers tried to talk me out of it. It's gonna be too hot, they said. Let's just go to lunch for the 1,097,979,639 time at the Montgomery Mall food court, they said. They almost convinced me to cancel my reservation. Almost.
Boy, I am glad I kept it. I discovered this was one of the last days the museum was open before they entered into a month of construction and renovations.They recommend arriving about 15 minutes before your reservation time. I highly encourage this since the roads out there are one lane with one lane bridges, it's a nice country drive, but you are gonna be late if you are driving behind a sedan going 10 MPH admiring the view and you can't pass. Plus there are deer. I mean like tame deer that will walk up to your open window cause you are driving so slow kinda deer.
So after here down country roads, you'll come up on an estate with a big metal gate and a security booth.The security person is really nice and will make sure your name is on a list. Then he'll provide directions to get to parking assistance. You'll drive right past Split Rocker, the giant landscape sculpture covered in flowers that looks like a cross between Shrek, Pikachu, and the dinosaurs from the classic Nintendo game of Bubble Bobble. Please resist all urges to stop your car, and go up and hug the cutest, most ginormous topiary you have ever seen. You'll have opportunities to visit this later.
You'll approach staff with grey shirts that will guide you into parking. There is a small lot but on that day they had me park on the road. The parking staff will ask if it is your first time and then give you some background on the museum. So as some background, Glenstone is a 230-acre compound with perfectly manicured grounds, with a cafe, an entry pavilion, rotating exhibits, and access to outdoor art installations and trails throughout the site. It is owned by Mitch and Emily Rales, wealthy art collectors. You can choose to meander through at your own pace or take a tour of the outside exhibits. Keep in mind, they restrict the number of visitors each day (thus the reservations) so you can truly take your time and sometimes it's often just you and the art.
I hopped on the outdoor tour with a group of about twenty. The guide who was on the start of a two year rotation with the museum as part of a program, took us through each piece and explained the intent or process behind creating each sculpture. Each piece was deliberate. Like it was positioned at a certain angle, meant specifically for that one spot on the ground. While my heart belonged to Split Rocker by Jeff Koons, the whimsical half horse/dinosaur rocking chair sculpture that requires almost a paint by number instruction guide for where the flowers are placed. I also loved Smug by Tony Smith. Basically a dark and ominous climbing gym that is part of series that includes Smog and Smoke. The outdoor door is about a half mile loop and takes about 45 minutes. I would wear walking shoes since it tends to be a bit gravelly on the way. They also offer umbrellas by the museum entrance in case you need it for rain/sun protection.
After the tour I hoped inside to view the art by Louise Bourgeoise. Like I said before, many times you are often alone with the art. So at one point it was just me walking into a room with a suspended torso sculpture hanging from a window casting a shadow. I actually jumped when I saw it. The contemporary art here takes a dark turn very fast. And I like it.
The staff here is so helpful. I came in after being outside and one approached me to tell me he was leading an outdoor tour and welcomed me to join him. I pointed to my frizzy hair and the fact that I was sweating like whore in church, to point out that I had just come back from one. The staff here is excited to talk about the work, so go ahead and throw them some questions. Or just chit chat, they are awesome.
This was one of the most enjoyable lunch breaks I have had in awhile. I highly encourage everyone to visit this hidden gorgeous gem when they re-open on October 4, 2018 after their Pavilion expansion. Admission is free and they are open Thursday-Sunday from 10-5pm. For those of you without a car, there is also a Ride On bus that will take you out here from the Rockville Metro Station. read more