Good Food. Great ambiance. Nice service with very friendly and accommodating staff. Will be back…read moreagain.

Came here during the wintertime and dined in the basement. We were surprised to find such a…read morespacious and interesting location. It definitely provided for a chill ambiance. The beer was obviously not bad and the sünner malzbier which I love was also great. Jaegerschnitzel was good. It's not as thin of a piece as I would have liked but that's personal preference. The other dish was not memorable at all. For the price which I remember as being not cheap but still reasonable, I wished I had just travelled elsewhere. We noticed too late that most other parties were only drinking and chatting without eating. It was worth a try and if I'm in a pinch to show someone a German brewery then I might take them there for some beer and maybe a schnitzel. They also offer brewery tours (might need to reserve that ahead of time) so that could be a nice combo. The atmosphere in the summer seems to be better too when the outside dining space is also opened. This is not a particularly child friendly location. There are steps around the dining area, and we were not offered a high chair.

From the owner: Gut bürgerliche deutsche Küche. Von der Frikadelle bis zum…read moreargentinischen Rumpsteak. Reissdorf Kölsch, Paulaner und Budweiser vom Fass. Veranstaltungen jeder Art mit Buffet. Trauerfeier.

What a gem! Funk House was exactly the kind of place that makes you want to chill outside while…read moreeating and relaxing after 600 steps up and down the cathedral. Everything we tried was absolutely delicious--the cheeses were rich in the Croque Monsieur and flavorful, they were silky and comforting, and every bite tasted like someone in the kitchen genuinely cared. The service was just as wonderful; our server was warm, attentive, cute AF and made us feel right at home. The outdoor seating was perfect for people-watching, which, let's be honest, These German guys are super handsome. Köln did not disappoint... I don't know what they're putting in the water here, but Germans really do make strolling down the street look like a model show. Anyways, whatever you do, save room for the chocolate soufflé. It rose higher than my self-control and disappeared faster than my promise to "just have one bite." A fantastic meal, great atmosphere, and definitely a place I'll happily return to!

Funkhaus has a very impressive selection of items on their menu, but I settled with the German…read moreMetballs. I can certainly see why they stay busy given their menu items and location.