If I could charge this place stars, I'd give it a negative 99!
We arrived late one night, thankful to get 2 rooms. The man at the front desk told us to use the wifi, we would need to be close to the front desk. We took rooms as close as possible and still, no wifi.
As for the rooms... Good Lord! The wallpaper in the bathroom was glued and scrapped and looked hideous. The toilet stopped up three times. Don't want to get graphic, but it was man pee stopping the toilet up. No paper, just pee. Overflowing toilet in a hotel three times when a man pees??? Wow. We settled in for the night, but the ac never really cooled the room. It kept turning itself off and made a terrible noise. The room smelled musty. Like people smoked and then sprayed Lysol. The tv kept glitching. It would mysteriously change channels. Then it would turn off and come back on. The carpet was sticky.
The next morning is when the fun really got started, though! I mean this in a sarcastic, oh my gawd why o why did we have to stay in this hell hole kinda way. The hallway was like a sauna. Was muggier than the jungles of Peru.
Free breakfast... Dry cereal, juices, milk, yogurt. Ok. At least it's something, right? Yea. It's all fun n games until the juice machine sputters cranberry juice *everywhere*! Then the insanity begins! As we were trying to clean ourselves up, a mean old woman came into the breakfast room and saw the mess. She immediately began mumbling about people making messes and grabbed a spray bottle and rag from a back room. My husband began to explain the machine had sputtered just as the lady dropped to her knees and began spraying the floor at my husband's feet. She snapped at us, telling us the juice would stain her floor and stating it would have been nice if we had taken into consideration that fact before wiping off our hands. Just then, our 3 teenage boys came into the breakfast room. She said they would not be able to eat because breakfast was over in 15 minutes and she had enough to clean up already. She flat out said,"you boys get out. You're not eating because breakfast is over early!" Before I could object, my husband asked her what was in the spray bottle because his leg was burning where she had sprayed him and his navy blue nikes were turning white in spots. She replied bleach. He said you've ruined my shoes. She said I was just cleaning up YOUR mess. He then asked to speak to the manager. Drum roll please!! She WAS THE MANAGER!!! Oh sweet baby Jesus what kind of screwy place is this??? He told her she'd ruined his $120 shoes and she did apologize, but said she was stressed out because she had an employee call in and she was stressed from trying to do her work too. He began to forgive her just as an employee brought her child in and they sat down and began eating breakfast. I raised objection, as she had just turned my children away. She explained they were employees, so the hours didn't apply to them. I highly suspect she was worried about 3 teenage boys eating too much and costing her too much. My husband and I just walked away.
Next, we checked out and were loading our car. She popped her head out the door to tell us not to smoke by the door. She said state law says 8 feet away!! First, we don't smoke. Second, there's an ashtray holding the back door of the hotel open...
If you're faced with a choice of sleeping in the middle of I-70 or staying here, please do yourselves a favor and sleep on 70. You'll thank me. read more