Okay, so as much as we like to see squirrels darting about, we need to know the truth. Grey squirrels are evil. Red squirrels are nice. Now, I for one am as anthropomorphic as you can get - well, maybe not so much as some people (http://news.nationalpost.com/2010/05/04/german-man-marries-his-dying-cat-cecilia/) but I do love nature's creatures (selectively... let's not go mad and include large house spiders and divebombing city pigeons in this list) and when I lived opposite Sainsbury's in Salford, I saved a grey squirrel whose back legs had become paralysed, from a harsh 'piteously indifferent' (as my zoologist father says of nature) slow death in the wild by taking him to an RSPCC hospital. He was put to sleep, but as I said the vet assured me I'd done the right thing by bringing him in as Salford's streets wouldn't have been kind to a lame squirrel.
He was grey. I knew then that they're evil, but they all deserve the same treatment. They can't help their politics. They were brought over here, so it's our stupid fault for messing with their ecology. Greys colonise, they plunder and pillage. Thus our beautiful little fluffy ginger friend, the red, native to this country, has largely depleted since we introduced these naughty, neo-fascistic greys. Thank frick then for Formby's National Trust.
Among the beautiful, peaceful sand dunes of Formby on the Sefton coast, north of Liverpool, you'll find a gorgeous sunlight-dappled forest full of picnic benches and walking paths. This is a reserve for red squirrels. They're safe here, well protected, and unlike in the wild, you can actually get a view of them here. But you can get much, much more than that. These animals have been living here so long, and have become so used to humans, that they are almost tame. It's not unusual for them to come right up to you and even take a peanut from the palm of your hand with their tiny little paws. Now, you have to understand how incredible that is. Rare and endangered animals are usually skittish and antisocial, but these little reds are just the opposite.
I urge you to go. My father's been bringing me here for years and I've always enjoyed it, the novelty of socialising with a red squirrel doesn't wear off. As well as the little fellas, you can explore Formby's spectacular dunes and the picturesque beach which offers water so clear and pretty, I've even bathed in it as a child. Now where else could you get all that? read more