Good Afternoon & a Warm Welcome to my review... this review and this welcome cannot be nearly as warm as the welcome I received from the staff of 'for your eyes only'. As a veteran of the strip club scene from the early 2000s, I consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur of pussy palaces across the midlands and into the south. I'd heard stories of 'for your eyes only' and was eager to see if the rumours of the closer you take a woman to sea water, the slaggier they get. Now i had my doubts, but after checking the national bureau of statistics i found that indeed there was a significant spike in teen pregnancy around British seaside towns...fantastic I thought, desperate teenage mums. Upon arrival to FYEO i was greeted by Raven and taken to my seat in the rear of the club, I ordered my usual WKD Blue on the rocks and sat back to enjoy the show. First to arrive on the stage was non other than Raven herself. Now, I've seen some aggression on the pole in my time, but this was something straight out of the highest echelons of stripper routines. Her lady garden collided with the pole so violently, i felt my spine compress. Now I'm no structural engineer, but how the pole and the building remained standing, I shall never know! As Raven neared the end of her wonderful routine, I was approached by a beautiful young lady by the name of Elise. She was very keen for a little private 1-on-1 action, and so was I. Off we headed behind the pleasure curtain. As she lead me towards the pleasure zone, with the lights of the club flashing, I noticed a large tattoo across her right buttock. I could see it was clearly Harry Redknapp, Bournemouth Legend. FYEO being a classy establishment, they allowed me to pick my own song. Knowing that my 15 quid would go as long as the song, I picked Led Zepellins Stairway to Heaven (non radio edition). As Jimmy Page uttered the immortal words after 5 minutes and 42 seconds "if there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now", Elise thrust her head into my crotch and went at it like a dog at hot chips. I knew FYEO was the place for me. I cannot recommend this place highly enough, look forward to seeing you again in August. ICS Member Liam F read more