I hate to bash on a cultural aspect of D.C., especially since I've been warming up to this hellhole in recent weeks, but this place wouldn't know comedy if 1983 Eddie Murphy performed "Mr Robinson's Neighborhood" in the middle of Pennsylvania Avenue. This truism was never more evident than it was this past weekend during the D.C. Comedy Fest took place. My brother and his sketch comedy group were in town from New York, so I was both obliged and delighted to take in a set at the Flashpoint Theater.
Well, the Comedy Fest website seemed deliberately labyrinthine. Kind of Geocities in spirit. Okay, that's not Flashpoint's fault, I think. What IS Flashpoint's fault is this: charging $25 for an under 2 hour comedy show that they force you to enjoy in the comfort of their schoolroom wooden chairs. The intimacy of the place is nice, but fercryinoutloud, I felt like the majority of my ticket price was going to pay for the shitty post-modern lobby art.; meanwhile, they must have found their seating in some dumpster diving expedition. Yeah, and it was bad, bad art. [Edited to add: the performers at the D.C. Comedy Fest did not get paid, so my ticket's cost was not going to them, either!] So, my main beef is with the ticket cost. My theory is that the dearth of comedy shows and acts in this city gave the D.C. Comedy Fest the idea that they could gouge comedy-seekers. Comedy shows, given their low budget and modest venues, SHOULD NOT be $25. Especially if an improv group is one or more of the featured acts. (If purgaory exists, it is an unpolished improv show).
Also, the woman at the ticket counter was a special kind of rude. When I got ready to fork down $20 per ticket, she informed me that they were "only selling all-night passes" and thus I had no choice but to pay $25. I pointed out to her--in a rare moment of haggling assertiveness on my part--that the D.C. Comedy website advertised 1 show as $20 and that I only planned on going to 1 show (I did not want to risk sitting through any more improv than I had to). In fact, yes, I harangued this woman about it a little, though the deadly look she gave me in return was uncalled for. "Alright, I'll give them to you for $20," she said, in a way that might have led a removed bystander to believe that I had asked her to sacrifice her firstborn.
So, anyway....bad venue with no backstage, uncomfortable seating, and the price not only doesn't excuse any of this, but it actually justifies a charge of highway robbery. read more