Hello ladies and gentlemen ughhh where to start with this shit hole oh yeah I know how about when I walked into the local chippy I was scared to death as I saw an 80 year old women absolutely getting plowed from behind by , at a push , a 15 year old chap. Absolutely appalling:-(
As I tried to shake off what looked the playboy mansion behind the scenes cast I approached the young chap to order the usual. When I got there he spat the old ladies titty milk in my eyes causing me to go partially blind in my left eye. I immediately Wiped my eyes and said what's cracking pussyhole and I smacked the shit out of him. After I finished absolutely dominating him in the scrap I walked over to the old lady and gave her a mayweather shoulder roll and proceeded to uppercut her until she passed out on the floor from extreme blood loss. Absolutely chuffed with my night so far I robbed the friar and went home for a pint with my 10 year old son Timmy swinging out feet up on the sofa ready for the Tottenham game :) so the overall I would say the night was extravagant whereas the chippy had pourly salted chips with barely any vinegar on them so that's a 1 star from me. read more