I recently got back from my first time visiting Fantasy Fest, on Saturday, October 26. Needless to say, unless you're looking to get really drunk, I would not recommend Fantasy Fest to anyone.
According to the Fantasy Fest website, they "strictly enforce" rules such as no topless girls unless in the Fantasy Zone, among other rules. However, once you arrive, it's clear that these rules are not enforced at all. Duval Street is complete and utter chaos, with people roaming about in little more than thongs, private socks, body paint, and some completely nude - no body paint at all. The streets, especially during the parade, are so packed it's suffocating, and whether or not you are wearing clothes, you can and will be groped. If you are a shorter person, you are faced with genitals being shoved in your face as you try to push your way through the packed crowd.
The Fest website says they expect as many as 60,000 people or more to visit Fantasy Fest, and there are certainly thousands of people there just on one night! You have to push and shove your way through people just to get anywhere on Duval Street during the parade, and I was afraid if I tripped, I would get trampled. During Fantasy Fest, it seems that Key West and Duval Street turn into a third world country - highly overcrowded, filthy, sordid, with trash, drugs, alcohol, and screaming children.
The event provides portalets, but far too few for far too many people. Nor does the event provide necessary cleaning crews during the event to clear them out. By 1:00 AM, the portalets are absolutely nasty and filthy, with human waste and urine everywhere, filing the urinals to the brim. No toilet paper, in any of them, and people were [expectedly] flooding nicer restaurants just to use the restrooms. There were large lines just to use the restrooms - though signs said "for paying customers only" - and napkins at restaurants were nowhere to be found, due to people stealing them to use as toilet paper for the portalets.
On top of that, the restaurants, even those not open-air, had little to no air conditioning. The sheer amount of sweaty people packed into these tiny spaces, usually just to use the restroom, along with no air conditioning was terrible. The heat in itself, combined with the constant exercise of walking around Duval Street, was at dangerous levels. I routinely sweated completely through my clothes and costume, and must have downed countless amounts of water. It was so hot that it seemed I kept sweating everything I drank, and I felt constantly thirsty and dehydrated. I did not even drink alcohol, and I was very dehydrated just from the high temperature.
My advice? Do not wear a costume, as you will easily get dehydrated from the high heat and humidity!
Despite having the entire Key West police force present, it's clear that these police care only to serve as crowd control, clearing Duval Street before the parade and forcing Fest-goers off the street around 1:30 AM. With basically no security, and police turning a blind eye to violators, the security risk was very high. Though, again, the Fest says that weapons, drugs, etc... are absolutely not allowed, there is no one checking for dangerous weapons, drugs, etc. I also saw people attempting to sell drugs at the Fest, and the smell of weed was clearly in the air. There were also gangs and thuggish men there, from what I could tell, and would not be surprised if they carried guns.
To top it off, apparently many people think Fantasy Fest - despite being an event strictly for adults only - is the perfect place to bring screaming, crying, young children and babies. I saw strollers, babies, and people carrying kids that were very young, some even toddlers. Fantasy Fest is clearly not a place for children, and young children should not be allowed at the event, period!
Last but not least, there is no public WiFi at Fantasy Fest, unless you go to Denny's on Duval Street or are lodged at a hotel with WiFi.
Do not go to Fantasy Fest unless you can be smart about it! Personally I came to Fantasy Fest from Miami on a bus, had a horrible time, and would never go back to the Fest unless they made some drastic changes. These changed include:
- Police actually doing their jobs, and not acting like paid security guards that sit and do nothing.
- Much higher funding for security for the Fest, including specific entry points with airport-like scanners, to detect guns, knives, drugs, etc.
- Enforcement of the Fest's listed rules, including the 'Fantasy Zone'.
- Banning of children under 13 at the event.
- Including events other than the parade for people to participate.
- Providing cleaning crews every few hours to clean/add toilet paper to the portalets, along with far more portalets.
I feel Fantasy Fest could be done far more well, but it seems to me that the island is simply letting things run amok, while falsely claiming to have any sort of control over the chaos. read more