I was on my way to my buddy's exquisite castle in the Northern Panhandle of WV, but I soon realized that I needed to prepare for battle, because the dragon there had yet to be slayed. I stopped at Exxon to top off the horse, empty my overfilled bowel and even found 12 cents on the tattered up floor. I couldn't find a pitch fork, so I opted for a bag of Conn's potato crisps instead.
This petrol station is conveniently located off I-70, unlike some of the other stations I came across along the M3 near Surrey. I didn't survive the battle, but at least the walls of the castle had some inspirational quotes on it. read more